It was a slapptacious day, but the wind would blow,
yet nothing would stop our EPO show.
The SandFood was the host, and a show he would watch,
the Education Program Off-road (EPO), a race against the clock.

#48 was HA2, but his DNF would ruin his day—No time recorded.

#47 was RaptorWild--A good run till the burn slowed her down. Time: 6:48:25

#46 was TWO STROKE—a broken wrist while heading back to camp was his trophy—Time: 6:13:06

#45 Crstydmn railed the track, pulling a time of: 6:08:78

#44 was FNG, showing that not havin paddles will give you double digits. Time: 6:04:72

#43 was Mr. Gulloto on 1 of 2 two strokes to race the day. Time: 6:04:68

#42 was Life-in-the-fast-lane. It was a fast day no doubt. Time: 6:00:59

#41 was the Pimpshack, almost breaking 6:00 with a time of 6:00 flat

#40 was MichaelAZ, representin the big boy show. Time: 5:57:09

#39 was SandJunkie, and the first to hit a cone. Time: 5:54:65

#38 was a newcomer, Pinkyfz450, with a time of 5:54:13

#37 was D-max, a cone he hit. Time: 5:53:82

#36 was 8sumsand2, and he went clean with a time of: 5:53:50

#35 was Ronald, an alternate that hit a cone and showed speed. Time: 5:46:81

#34 was Mike, just plain Mike, with no cone hit, did just fine. Time: 5:46:47

#33 came EZrider and two cones hit. Time: 5:43:12

#32 was the Rivermobster. The best astronomer on the planet. Time: 5:40:19

#31 came WildBill, and a cone he would kill. Time: 5:39:16

#30 was Astars, and not a tumble did he take. Time: 5:37:22

#29 came BeachHead, a buggy specialist, but not today. Time: 5:35:19

#28 was our final runner of the day, Montana Girl. Dat just sux. Time: 5:34:89

#27 was MonkeyBoy, and two cones he would hit. Time: 5:34:44

#26 came Chummin, hitting two cones also. Time: 5:34:06. Nice sign Chums

#25 was Scataloni, a fireplug that rocks. Time: 5:33

#24 was tresombre, and not on three. Time: 5:32:91

#23 was Steve, PBF—Pretty Boy Floyd we call him; stalled on the last turn.
Time: 5:25:82

#22 came Bart, and with his new ride, dat wasn’t bad at all. Time: 5:24:50

#21 was the Kwarvoman, Hozay, with a time of: 5:23:31

#20 was the cuzzin, and Slap heard he was nothing but SALTY. Time: 5:21:25

#19 came the GNC EPO Champion, and three cones he hit. Time: 5:21:19

#18 was Nail-It, and he did just that. Time: 5:21:04

#17 was Toy Collector, and not with three this time either. Time: 5:19:78

#16 came MWB, and he looked good on that Honda. Time: 5:19:59

#15 was Slap’s right tackle, SandRaptor with a time of: 5:18:29

#14 was the fanatic man, Sand Fanatic with a timie of: 5:17:31

#13 came Ifly, and fly he did, and stayed on the track. Time: 5:16:53

#12 with a penalty was our very own canal jumper, Jeff Siefert. Time: 5:16:03

#11 was Victor, talking smack, learnin the game. Time: 5:15:25

#10 was Bradley, the crazyaction, with a time of: 5:11:28

Now to our single digit folks, and those that don’t need to fetch the beers.

#9 came an EPO Champion, Fireballsocal. Flying on four. Time: 5:10:84

#8 was the man that we all love to see when he shows up, CHEFF. Time: 5:07:44

#7 came our very own crackwhore. Time: 5:06:54

#6 and just out of the trophies was Bugsy. Always sexy in six. Time: 5:05:94

#5 and bringing home gold, Bryson, and now back to Oregon. Time: 5:05:10

#4 came twin-keeper; flying on a 250 two stroke. Very nice. Time: 5:03:87

#3 and lookin downright quick, Guy with a truck. Time: 5:02:63

#2 and Girls Girls Girls EPO Champ, setting the days time to beat, only 1 of 2 to break the 5 minute mark, BlackHawk. Flying as usual. Time: 4:57:09

#1 And Your EPO, A New Beginning Champion, sndsamplr, Slappy’s Slave.
Time: 4:47:37

A wonderful group of folks, and a downright slapptacious time to hang with friends. Good job to all the EPO members and Staff.

And to the Staff, Slappy and sndsamplr cannot thank you all enough for everything you did; hanging tough when conditions were downright nasty. Slap was floating with Mr. Red Tail, and it was ugly. But, like true EPO members, y’all hung tough and smiled through it all. You are the best folks in the whole world, and Slappy couldn’t do this without all of you. Again, thank you for making this EPO (Education Program Off-road) a very successful event.

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More to Come

A NEW BEGINNING CONTINUED...

Congrats to all!

Congrats to all you all ROCK!!!


Thanks Again to the Wonderful Event Staff!!

to one and all.... Event Staff ROCKED... without them the whole thing couldn't come together... to each and everyone...


And Way to go all... I for one am very proud of everyone... A tough day to say the least...

Sweet! What's all the people not coming back to 22 for their shirt?

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Congrats to all the riders. Wished I coulda been there to collect #49. Cheers.

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OMG great pics... I'm gonna be snagging some of them Nic... Many Muah's to you dear friend.... Sista's that double as Event Staff are super heros..

#32 was the Rivermobster. The best astronomer on the planet. Time: 5:40:19

damm slap...me and sampler tried our best! we will figure it out next time for sure.

thanks again slap for lettin sampler put on such a great event! im honerd to have been a part of it, and will always be there if he ever needs me again.

congrats to everyone who made this event! it was a pleasure to hang with you all...

here's a few pics i took that day slap. a little wind never hurt nobody!!!

couple more for ya slap...

ya know i was out there from wednesday to sunday this time, and the days went by in a blink. i cant wait to get out to G again and rip a few bowls with you by my side.

dont tell sampler this slap, but ridin out in the dunes with da cheff in the lead was the high point of this trip for me!! ask buggys and chumin and they will tell you for sure...that texan sure knows how to dune!!!!!!!!!

What a frickin BLAST!

THANK YOU to the stickman, all event staff, and all the participants for making it what it is

awesome job

thanks again for inviting me to this event!

One of THE best times I've had in Glamis.

Thank you Slappy and everyone for welcoming me with open arms.





Crusty

It was a great weekend for sure. A huge thanks to Slappy for allowing Sampler to put this educational event on.
It was great. Another huge thanks is in order for the Event Staff, without all of you this couldn't happen. Bryson and I had a blast and can't wait to tutor another educational event in the future. Many thanks to Cheff just because he's the man. Congratulations to sndsampler for showing all us students how to dune. Great Job!

Here, Here For the EVENT STAFF. WHOO HOO


Thanks again,
BlackHawk

What a great time, even if the wind was howling!



Let's hear it for the event staff!!!

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeett !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I told you that you were going to race and you made us all proud

I think the skin is finally growing back on my face from the microderm abrasion I got from Mr. Wind

Umm slap... where is sexy 6?

was this a record epo for shirts in the dirt?

I have to say...I had a good time. It was nice to meet some new people. Thanks to Slappy for the invite. Thanks to the event staff....If it wasn't for you this wouldn't have been possible. I hope I'll be seeing you all for another one in the future.

looked like fun. great pics

Damn Cheff follwed me the whole race with a camera that didn't have any room to record left on it

Sexy's Back...

You're there... slapsters assistant needs to make sure to send emails with pics already turned right side up...

Who was crackwhore #7?

how about now???...................................ok now?......................................and now?.............................

Congrats. to everyone that raced and thanks for letting a buggy guy help out. Thanks to all that came over to my flaggin spot and kept me company. I had a blast rockin the Rhino all day.

Great picture, but what's up with the eff'd up flag flying in the background.

thank you so much slap! And thank you to everyone else who ran the show, (how bout it for the event staff ) and the participants. Bochia, that is to throw off the BLM, this happened in Japan.

even now!!!

Thanks to all who had the opportunity to experience life at it's finest. Sitting where I am today makes me appreciate what I had enjoyed that week alone. "Learn how to live life..............the chEFF way"

awesome finally meeting you brother. if ya aint rode with cheFF, your missin out. it's an experience i wont soon forget!! cant wait to do it again....

That was one awesome weekend. I got to meet alot of new faces and taste some really good food. BTW, great tasting drink Tom and Tina.

Thanks Slappy for the Race. It was a blast. I would also like to thank the staff who helped slappy out.

If my burrito did not fall to the ground I would have made the top 10.

Thank you Slappy so much! Thank you to the guys that didnt show up and gave me the chance to race with the guys! Thank you to the Event Staff for being so wounderful and even when we were getting sand blasted! It was great getting the chance to meet all the people on Glamis dunes.com and know i can put faces with who i am talking to! And Thank you sndsamplr for being a really cool guy and runing the event! It was by far an awsome weekend! UNFORGETTABLE!

What a great weekend Thanks again Slappy.

Here is dat sexy six dat everybody wants to see. Slap couldn't believe all the PM's he got asking to see the Sexy 6. Slap will have to oblige to them folks. Here he be.


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Ah that sucks hope he's feeling better poor guy.

Here be a shot of Steve, an import from the Lone Star state. He be a good man, and he knows how to twist the throttle. And, we shall call him, "THE STALLER." The last turn cost him over 10 seconds.

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wrenchwrench sent Slap over some slapptacious pics. Thanks a bunch ww.

The picture of the girl lying down (sorry i dont know who that is) I didnt notice at first but she has a sand gecko on her face! That is so cool!!! How did that happen, did it just crawl on there?

NICE FLAG!!!!

That looks like Scat, that's cool I didn't notice it until you mentioned it.