Slap had hisself some of the most slapptacious dreams last night. Slap and Mother Glamis was dancin all night, and she looked absomotutely beautimus. Her ripples and curves were makin Slap feel all giddy inside. Slap didn't want to wake up. She carressed Slap and the McSlappmachine for what seemed like hours. We was rippin bowls and ridin ridges, and never came across another track.

OOOHHHH WHATTA DREAM...

time to get up now...

:shock: I just blew coffee out of my nose. Thanks for the laugh slap!

Thats hilarious! 10/10

ARE YA IN FOR A LITTLE WEEENIE WELDING :shock: :shock: :shock: :love:

Total humor, thanks Slap . . .

A nights sleep has never been better. lol. Peace

Good von! LMAO

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Woke up with that same sensation this morning. Peace

Nice :shock: :shock: :shock:

BOOOOIIINNNNGGGGG!!!!

The wife tried Wild Turkey this weekend...."Gobble Gobble"... and there were no dreams in her sunday.lol. Peace

[quote]The wife tried Wild Turkey this weekend...."Gobble Gobble"... and there were no dreams in her sunday.lol. Peace[/quote]

IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL IT NOW :shock: :shock:
...."Gobble Gobble"...

151 strawberry daceries :shock: :shock:

Some people have all the nerve. I just acknowledge one. Peace

BEER AND ONLY BEER HERE !!!!!

I 2nd that LD. You can tell by the gut I wear with me all day long. Peace

It is a great day today. Peace

[quote]It is a great day today. Peace[/quote]

IT'S A GREAT DAY TO START DRINKING EARLY :beer: :beer: :beer:

Its a great day to know that I am off to the river tonight!!!

[quote]Its a great day to know that I am off to the river tonight!!![/quote]

STAYING AWAY FROM THE RIVER THIS WEEKEND..

Too tired to rise to the occassion today. Peace

Don't ya worry bout it CHEFSTER, it is all in the KEY to life...

Sometimes it ain't all good CHEFSTER, cuz no matter how good your aim is, it's gonna make a nappified mess on the lanolium and the side of yo leg in the morning :shock:

That has to be one of the prophetic statements I have heard on this board yet!!!! :|

NOTHING LIKE A LITTLE MORN WOOD!

TO GET YOU TO THE TOP! :dis: :dis: :dis:

The TOP king strikes again. I woke to am radio today. Bad mood rising. Peace

AM NEWS TO WAKE YUK!

It WAS that kind of morning today. Maybe cause its Friday and I know it. Yahoo. Peace

AAAAAAAHHHHH, WHAT A BEAUTIMUS MORNING...

GOOD MORNING SLAP!

The Texas weather tells me its G time of year. Dreamt all night about ridges. Peace

MORNIN SLAPP!

Why thank you LEAD DOG, and it was downright slapptacious.

UP, AND AT EM...

Top of the mornin to y'all...

GOOD MORNING MR SLAPPY ! HOW'S IT HANGING THIS HUMP DAY?

Hey Slappy, is a guy recovered from the SSSS, and ready for G?

I HEARD A GUY MIGHT HAVE SPENT SOM CASH OVER THE WEEKEND :cry: :cry:

Mornin Esco...Recovery time has taken a bit longer this year, but the Slapster is itchin for Mother G, and she is in Slap's VERY near future...We talkin VERY near :wink: . Mr. Red and the gang have gathered and are ready to show Slap the way through her beautimus ripples...AAAAHHHHHH, it's like the first time you ever...um...uh...realized dat hair conditioner could be used for other purposes :shock: ...Um, not dat Slap does that ya know...uh...

Was good to see ya at da show esco... :wink:

Velveeta hair conditioner. Great stuff. Peace

AAAAAAHHHHH, what a beautimus day in the neighborhood....Top of the mornin to y'all

Wood moring Slappy!

hey slap

It tis another day closer to the meeting of the Dunes. Peace

Morning to y'all. It's woodrow. Peace

OOOOHHHH YOU JUST GOTTA LOVE WHEN YOU WAKE UP AND ALL IS GOOD

I'm never gonna stop the rain by complaining. Peace

I wake up that way every morning. It's a good thing too cause I'd roll right out of bed other wise.

I've heard about you TWO STROKE. Thats all it takes is two Peace