And a Best Of Da Month winner:
Posted on January 25, 2001
I would like to take this opportunity to welcome you, one and all, to another glorious meeting of The Church
of the Shifting Sands..(can I get an Amen?)
Now it has been pointed out to me, I say, it has been pointed out to me that our church has been attacked,
dirtied and soiled by unbelievers. THIS IS OUR PLACE OF WORSHIP, (amen), AND WE SHOULD NOT..WE
CANNOT**STAND**FOR THIS!
Now, as all of you know, ours is a church of TOLLERANCE and COMPROMISE. It should be our HIGHEST
ORDER. It should be OUR MOST IMPORTANT TASK to EDUCATE and INCLUDE these lost souls, for lost souls
they are. Make no mistake. The power of the DUNE GODS is all encompassing. Have faith, my children. Offer
up these HEATHENS to your patrons. Take these people by the hand and SHOW THEM the awesomness of
the power of the DUNE! No man, no woman, and NO CHILD can withstand the power of the Dune gods
forever! Together, we shall erradicate the HEATHENS by bringing them into our fold. The Dune gods will look
favoribly on this. They will reward us with virgin dunes and perfect dune days!
Now, go forth...go forth and educate. Educate and they WILL convert. Nothing can withstand the power of
the Dune.
HALLELUJAH and PRAISE the DUNE GODS one and ALL!!!
Pastor Vor