I think this is the first picture of him that I have seen with his front wheels on the ground

"I know there is more power in here somewhere..."

"Has anyone seen my headphones?"

"Someone said dunin was something I could dive right into."

They have a "G" and a "B" on them...I don't get it!

just about got it. as soon as i get this dead weight out of here we will be doing wheelies asap.

hmmmmmmm.........let's see........the red wire goes to the yellow wire, the yellow wire goes to the green wire......oh wait.....was it red to yellow or green to red.............ahhhh crap!

"Throttle switch stuck in off position, let me switch that back on"

Where's that dang Pound sands guy phone # ???? .

.

Who the hell put this 4x4 block on my gas pedal? Somebody thinks they're funny?

"head down, ass up. The 'Krews' favorite member"

what the hell is he, a manican? his legs are straight out

*muffled voice* "hey, i found a quarter!"

I know you guys aren't gonna believe this, but the reason why I couldn't keep up with Hozaykwairvo is because I just found a ton of slop in my throttle cable.


Seriously!

man that crotch straps long.

What ya mean I gota drive like this?

There's gotta be at least one full CL somewhere in this mountain of empties!

There's some dude talking to me from under the dash, but I just can't find the little focker!

I know for sure that Don said this car came with a spare!

i told you i could make you sh#t yourself but next time you get it out

they keep telling me there is a pedal between the gas and the clutch but I still can't find the damn thing...

"damn cooler... now where did that beer go?"

"see, told you I could do a "superman seat grab" in my buggy"

"What the hell is this pedal between the gas and clutch"

"Where the hell is that Britney Spears CD Duneflyer gave me"



Pretty funny stuff doooooood's

Stiffasaurus!

"Don's cars handle so well I can drive with my feet"



"Ok; so I have a little holiday weight to lose" Now where is that seat slider lever?



"A little help here"........................."Hello; Is anybody out there"......................."Ah come on guys all the blood is rushing to my head"

"I said my rail needed cleaning and detailing, so by gawd, im going to do it RIGHT HERE!

next time im getting a funco there so much easier to get into

Must..... remove..... brake..... pedal!

"and next its the buckinghams with, 'kind of a drag' "-hot shots: part duex

DUDE....I CANT BELEIVE YOU DROPPED THE DOOBIE MAN!!!

My first thought was " weekend At Bernie's "

" I know there is a beer down here somewhere I dropped last trip out "

" I reckon this ain't how the Duke boys do it"

somebody hand me a wrench and a screw driver, hurry im getting cramps in my legs

Hey!!!



I found my Village People CD!! Man I was bummed when I lost that! We're gonna do YMCA at the fire tonite!!!

I'm gonna install this plexiglas floorboard so I'll be able to see while I'm doing a wheelie and they won't leave me behind any more!

thats a reverse lawn dart

or the good olllllll lawn dart switch a roo

WTH is a Sybian and who the hell replaced my driver's seat with it???

Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!!!!!

























Where's my damn Life Alert?

OK, which of you Dent-N-It Krew smartasses mounted my intercom mike in the bottom cushion of my seat?

Hold on a minute, the Georges promised me I could win the EPO if I put these air bag thingies in the front of my car.. there, that oughtta do it..

this seat smells funny

TNTDUNER couldnt be that fast, there must be some throttle adjustment down here

'i think i need doors'

Sombody said that if I suck the gas pedal it will turn into a stroker

Somethings been making my throttle stick......wait a minute.......just what I thought.....one of Kevin's used condoms, damn kid, I am going to kick his a$$$

"there he is........munchin carpet again"

Dang, I guess I really did rip a big ole piece of seat right out of this thing on that last pucker up!

*huh* all of these seat bolts are snapped clean off...



wonder what caused that....

I know this pedal goes down more!!!

Hold my feet, hold my feet!!!

this gas pedal is JUNK