-your buggy costs more then your tow rig
-you own dune toyz, and rent an apartment to do so
-your best clothes are an ungreased shirt and hat
-you buy all your clothes at the motorcycle shop

what else anyone got???

You might be a dune redneck if

• You bring more beer than food to the dunes
• You allocate 3/4 of your weekly paycheck from March through September to afford a season pass
• Your wife assures you tube-tops are in style at Glamis
• Your two dogs are named "comp" and "olds"
• You spend Monday through Thursday telling your co-workers about your weekend trip.
• You have Slappy poster hanging above your fireplace just below the gun-rack.
• Your biggest decision is whether or not to leave Glamis early on Sunday to catch the Nascar race.
• Your Whip Flag is Black with a number 3 on it.
• Everytime you talk about your "mo-ho" your wife thinks you're referring to her.
• You dump an entire 5 gallon tank of gas on the fire to "get it started"
• Your entire video/dvd collection only consists of the "Quicksand" Series.
• As you pass the chicks flashing themselves...you say to your buddy "I did her!"
• You consider boardmanville a 5 star resort
• And last but not least After your wife pinches a loaf, she yells back to camp "Ya'll need to come take a look at this before I bury it"

Hey lay off the emails to me guys... I was only kidding!!

You might be a dune redneck if:

• The sight of the Salton Sea brings a (happy) tear to your eye
• Every time you drive up 86S, you yell out Look! You can see where the dunes start!, and you make everyone else in the truck look.
• One each trip, you sit around the campfire and tell the story about your first trip to G

Dune Redneck if:
- the wind starts blowing at home, you put on your goggles
- the wifes car is parked in the driveway 'cause the garage is full
- fire threatens your house, you pack all your G stuff
- FNG Whores the topic
- you finish all you posts with Peace

You know your a Duneneck When:


You see a dune on TV and you sceam to your family "Hey look its Glamis".

You got a shovel next to your bed just in case you need to take a 3am dump.

You have a beacon on your houses TV antena.

You bring a chain when you drive around town just in case you get stuck.

You know the GPS coordinates of your work, grocery store and mothers house.

You go around the neighberhood after Christmas the night before trash pickup and grab everyones old Christmas trees. Sometimes you get too many so they sit in your backyard till next season.


Rob

Hey Chef? The wife's SANDRAIL is in the garage and your rail is in the driveway!!
(That's how it is around here!)
Julie

If you have personalized license plate that reads DUNERNR

or maybe........no definately a dunered neck if the only soap you got in the shower is Go-Joo

LMAO - These are great!!!

You keep a pale full of Glamis sand in your garage.

If your dogs name is SLAPPY.
If your cats name is Pastor.
Peace

LMAO....if, with the exception of the Monster Trucks and Supercross, your families only other outings is Glamis

when you drink at home you pee outside

your bike doesn't get ridden anywhere else, for fear of rocks scratching it

there's a power outage and your only concern is how long the fridge will keep the beer cold

a good time is someone who wants to sit on coolers in the garage, drink, smoke, and talk about your buggy

you compare all of lifes expenses with what you could buy for camping

you envy the owners of Boardmanville

You might be a Duneneck if you put you're "NOBODY DUNE LIKE SLAPPY DUNE" beer cozy on you're bottle of wine at a fine steak house.

You might be a duneneck:

When you leave work, early every friday just to get a good spot.

Your lotto dream is: To buy a 45ft desiel pusher and your tow behind is a LONG TRAVEL in its own trailer.

When you're planning on retiring -early-and splitting the year between Yuma and Rexburg, ID....just to be close to the dunes!

IF U LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS AND HAVE A 40,000$ CAR IN THE GARAGE

When you find a pound of sand in your ear and it makes you smile.


Your bumbed when you put on a pair of shoes and the don't have any sand in them

You go out into the garage to start up the bike just so you can smell that smell.

Ghengis Quad i got the gps coordinates of MY crapper at home on my GPS dude... What else is a guy supposed to do... get a new gps gotta pinch one and grab your gps and user manual to learn how to use the thing...

You might be a Dune-Neck if your favorite tennis shoes have an endless supply of sand, that you can never seem to get rid of

If you have dreams of post ho'in on GlamisDunes.com at nite while snoozing

for some reason your white socks always have a brown tent

You gauage the amount of fun you had by the size of the sand mountain in the shower

When you think sand in the mouth works better then dental floss.

when your beers look like they have been threw a war.

• Your bedspread is a sleeping bag
• The highlite of your month is getting the new Sand Addiction magazine
• You've posted a photo in the "Got Milfs" forum
• As you hit the 805 / 8 on/off ramp you pretend you're ripping a bowl
• You have slappy on your buddy list
• You don't have FNG on your buddy list
• You think Chef has a cute ass

-when your golden retrivers name is "Dune"
-When you promise to take your wife to the beach for her b'day and that turns out to be the canal at gordons well.
-When the rest of your family asks if you will be there for tday and you say sorry well be at the dunes
-when you can sit in the garage and stare at a paddle tire for an hour.
-when you drive around town to save 5 cents a gallon on your gas for your car but then stop at the shop and buy 20 gallons of race gas for 200 bucks.
-when your car hasnt been washed in a month but your spend 3 hours polishing your buggy and cycle "because your shiat gots to look pimp in the sand"
-when you have two flat bed trailers parked on the street in front of your house from Oct to Apr.

when you get home and you can still hear the ringing of Banshee's and VW's in your head.

You're sitting at home, watching "JunkYard Wars" and you hear a VW go down the street. You turn to your significant other and proclaim:
"That car's running a little rich..."

Your dog is named "Baja Buggy"

You "invest" most of your life into a website

You get "ordained" as a Reverend and offer to legally marry your friends!

DaPastor

1. Someone asks you how many atv's do you have - You have to stop and count.

2. You buy a toy hauler just to get the kids out of the Motorhome!!!

3. You spend more on food and beverage for a 3 day weekend in the dunes than you do to feed the family for 2 weeks at home.

4. DMV sends you a personized Xmas card each year.

5. Your local Honda motorcycle shop sends you a Special Xmas card signed by everyone who works there each year.

Fuzzy

You know you're a duneneck when Grant at Funco sends you a X-mas card reading "thanks for making our year succesfull! Without you, we couldnt have dune it!" Love, Grant, Greg and Gill XOXOXO

-when you bring enough cation tape to rope off a whole wash
-when you deep fry a turkey in the sand
-when you go out of your way to see your "Glamis" friends in the middle of the
summer
-when your reputation meter reads "none"!?!?