Who owns a buggy, is willing to step up and race, and has never been invited to an EPO?

New faces are always good.

If you are interested, reply in here.

All you old effers, stay the hell out!



I know SandTrap, BeachHead, and Sampler are busy, and homo's at the same time, so I am stepping in to help out and find new blood.

Me

<---I'll race this one.

Where's my invite? lol

Pfft..

WHAT DOES "ME" mean..

Let me clarify a bit..

If you COULD race in the next one, why should Slappy pick you?? Do you have what it takes to race the elite of Glamis?? Smack talk is well respected around here these parts..

Pfft...............I've seen the "elite of Glamis", as you say. But I find it really hard to believe that they really are the "elite".

i want in. i am going to glamis every other weekend starting in october.... what do i have to do?

You can start by hooking me up with the hottie in your avatar

Hey I have a pretty good resume for a noob. I whooped that monster car along with a few other buckshots It must be my good driving skillz

Thought I qualified at the August night run. Where the hell is my invite ?? Lets do this already!!! In other words I'm down just say when if there ever is such a thing as an EPO.

Can't you read

nope

someone said race is all I heard

have more than 8 posts, who are you lurker jr.?

You gotta be slower than hell

Technically, only 1 little ol' run with a 1/2 seized motor( seized bearings, amazing it was still running ) ...and I STILL beat Robbie! Love another shot...


















































Unless Slappy to skurred to let the King run with a good runnin buggy!

Got invited last time, I was in the last weekend..........I couldnt get out there that weekend. So never been to an EPO, yes, noob? no.

In case y'all missed it...



E L A B O R A T E a lil bit on why you should be chosen...

there are some great examples of WHY over on the quad thread

You Candy asses wouldn't have a chance in hell if I were invited to the EPO!




































Can I get an invite when I get a car

i thought there was no such thing as and EPO ?

so how would i get invited ? if there is no EPO ?

Nuff Said........Gp

PLEASE people!!!! Let's get one thing straight, I can beat each and every one of you, going backwards, uphill, through the sand with my hand tied behind my back. I say bring it on!!!!

Question regarding big cars? I have not seen any postings of picture of any big cars compteting. I have a Carr One and would to take part.

Maybe offer an invite for some of us to start by helping out at a race to learn the ropes. I would be willing to earn my way in by helping out.

Oldschoolduner's .02

That's my girl... You all better watch it can get down...i rode shot gun with her.. said with love

I am way down for it! Would love to kick some of the GD.com members butts! 11 years of driving NASCAR and 25+ years in the dunes, would love to test out the new Funco Big 5 I bought off of GD and my own skills. Hopefully my LITTLE 3.5 turbo honda could keep up with all of the BIG V8 guys.... HAHA!!!!

The only thing you would BEAT is your MEAT!

Big cars?? Yup.. they been there. They ROARED in and idled out..

Check out the EPO website thats in my signature for pics and stories of each race to date. Big cars, small cars, cars that jump the canal, cars that flip on their lids, cars that break wheels off, cars that blow transmissions.. we gots all kinds of cars..

Totally respect the wanting to ease on in there a bit at a time - No problem. Ill let the man know.. I just sure hope your driving skills are far better than your smack talking skills cause getting them BIG cars un-stuck is a real bitch if ya know what I mean.

Gonna need to see pics of that Smokin Hot wife your refering to in your signature..

Also, arent you now a member here? Hmmm. Ive seen people try, but kickin your own ass is a tough one.. You'd definately be the first honda to get in the top 15 if you could actually finish a race, thats for sure..

where you been fishboy?

you old effer for effin with the NOOBs topic..

Feel sorry for any V8 guys if I show up, might look a little something like this....

By the way....
You can refer to this thread for my chit talking references....
http://www.glamisdunes.com/invision/index....=139281&hl=

Gotta admit, that one is good!

Hmmm.... Wonder who is the favorite???

beach head said he was going to nominate me. in case thats been passed over im still very interested.....

I should be invited by Slappy because as he knows, I am not only a Racing Legend in my own mind... but also a Rockstar, a Bad MoFo, chicks dig me and I can dune damn near like slappy dune!!! But I don't drive with my JUNK! Oh, and I have a buggy
Any questions...

ashley and her friends will come out a couple times.... along with some others... there is nothing better than running hard through the dunes listening to your passenger scream her little heart out. I love it. the best is when you get 3 or 4 of them, that just makes my day.

cant wait. when is it going to cool down... triple digit highs right now is no good.

Keep this going you guys!!!

Ok I thought we already did the smack talking on the other post, so now we start over ok. Fair enough, I am willing to pound my car into the ground win break or loose whatever. All in fun. Got a killer new clutch, albins trans, beffy 934's , pound sand is doing my set up ,....lets see how tuff these parts really are. No smack there just straight up !!!!! Plus i really want to smoke Osoto LOL

Baby, I don't have MEAT!!! So not only would you lose, but you would lose to a girl

Come on dive in head first, big car small car it don’t matter its all in how you can drive it.
You know the old saying size doesn’t matter its how you use it.
My first EPO I was thrown in the deep end and I did pretty good I got a 13th out of 40+ cars with a pretty big car.


Come on all you noobs lets hear what you got.

Oh boy... Here we go, another tough talkin "girl". I think I saw you at the mall having a hard time getting yourself out of a parallel parking stall... And now you want to go uphill in reverse??? Sounds like a real train wreck!!! We'll be sure to get you pointing in the right direction before the flag drops

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Big cars?? Yup.. they been there. They ROARED in and idled out..





How about cars that dunners built from scratch and drive em like they stole em? Like this one


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As Kelso says...... BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would'nt of minded bustin some spindles flamein a big "BIG DAWG" guess they we're escared ...secret hand shake thing I guess??....were's the street cred. in smokin a newb??

When is this supposed to take place??? & yes I would be in

Oh dam I didn’t realize I supposed to chit talk about other people & there stuff!! My bad, but if you just want some good ol boys then again I’m in if picked

Legit's car is really a subie barrelling down on all those LS's and Honda's. An I gots a subie. So bring it.
My car was built to go fast.

No paint, weighs to much.
091 lightest tranny of the bunch.
Subie, 2.5 turboed liters of half race gas ingesting greatness.
Air shocks, springs weigh to much.
Under seat gas tank to keep the CG low for great handling in the corners.
Driver, down 32lbs and counting.

Without all that extra weight in my car if it had wings it could fly.

And I'll state again its my destiny to win the EPO. A lifetime spent in the sand about to be validated with one race.

No Show =

Broken tranny kept me from #1 in the finale See y'all soon

VW old school beam car to the top baby