How about cars that dunners built from scratch and drive em like they stole em? Like this one


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Yea, you'll be SCRATCHIN your head wonderin what happined...

I would love to help out. Can helpers talk smack too? To be honest, I was born with an eye for penalties and cheats. When I watch football, I call the fouls before the refs do. I stack my cooler with more cold one's then anyone can imagine. The cooler will say 100 cans max, Ill get 120 in that sucker in no time.

All right, I'm in for an invite! I can't let the Honda smack talk go any further. My 3.5 V-TEC is going to kick all your old, weak asses . I've been off road riding for 20+ years and I've got balls that drag on the sand behind my fast, light car.

Below is a preview of the end of the race for the rest of you losers! This image will be part of your nightmares after the race, every time you close your eyes, ahhhhh the back of Mike's car pulling away from me again, noooooo! Ha, ha, ha, It's on bit~hes!

Funniest thing is....


You guys with your 3.5 Hondas, 2.5 Subies, V8 guys are all forgetting one little thing...
















No matter how much power you have, you still gonna get your ASS WHOOPED by a VW because....























even if your buggy has more travel and HP....




























NONE of you have the driving SKILLZ it takes to win...

























that my friends, is why the King going to kick all your "fast buggy" asses.
























Not about the size of the motor, it is about the skills and talent of the driver...

I got King's number and will drop him a line on my way to the trophy stand. I don't need my car to win. Give me a swing axle car I'll still put the whoopin down. I bring mad skillz...

You guys are so slow I can beat ya running a Mendi 2D in reverse the whole way. Sounds like we almost have enough Hondas to start laying some side bets based on engine class. V-8 VS. Honda VS. Subi etc.

I'll help out. Have Rhino willing to travel.

After my first shakedown lap I will have redefined what EPO means...
Everyone Pussed Out............

Thats the quote of the year right there.. NICE!!!!

I'm not sure if I could make some of the tight turns I'm sure you'll make for the funcos to show off, but I've
got a big reverse to go along with my big car in case I need to back up.

If this is happening this weekend I don't think I can make it. Except for that I'd be down for helping out and I'd love to see Spencerbuggy get 120 beers into a 100 beer cooler.

QG,
Does King know your writing checks his ass cant cash??

OQ -> for KingGlamis..

alright alright as much as i would want to compete with cars more like mine (beam vw powered) i really want to see what boozers car are really made of. i'd compete with a fearless attitude

Dunaholic wants to play, but he's afraid he'll hurt everybody's feeling when he kicks all of their arses in the race. On second thought, Dunaholic wants to play anyways.

p.s. Dunahoic has never been to an EPO......

Do I need to say anything at all!!!!!!!!!Come get some!!!!!!!!!!!!

Classic! Freaking Classic!!

I would love the invite, meet new people and do a little racing! Sounds like a blast!

I gots mad skillz and a killer buggy. You all have no shot at winning.

So as Larry Bird said "Which one of you is getting second place."

Ha! Ha! Ha! I assume you chose to pick on me because you knew you couldn't beat the boys either. By all means, go ahead, I'll see you when you cross the finish line, after me of course

Yea well, I checked out ol Steinbergers back yard buggy building post... I think he is going to find out he pushes that car to hard thinkin he's gonna fly he is going to wind up them welds falling apart and goin back pickin up pieces of that poor lil 091!!!

And to clarify about his destiny, I think he means it is his DREAM to win the EPO and his alarm clock will be ringing soon enough... wakie, wakie

Anybody want to see what an American V6 under pressure would do? Pretty sure the equipment from the land of the rising sun would realize who won WW II.

Oh, no worries kid your fair game! Don't forget to wear your pink and put on a little perfume, k?

Maybe your right.... doubt it, but maybe. Now I just have to figure out how to drive my car and your's in the race since you would get your ass beat down by my mad skills regardless of what car you drive and what motor is in it.

All you losers can polish my trophy when you get to the awards ceremony.

I'll be half way through my 3rd beverage before you get to the finish line !

HA HA HA! He got plenty in the bank to cash that check and then some...

Like I said it is all about the skillz...remember he got 6th on a quad, and he had not ridden a bike in 4 years. He MUCH better driving a buggy. Bring it on!

How does that song go?

OH KING, HE AINT WHAT HE USED TO BE

Oh my bad thats

OH GRAY MARE, SHE AINT WHAT SHE USED TO BE

Same thing!

Sorry kid - but you've had your invites.. We are looking for fresh BLOOD..

i have fresh blood

Talking about mad skilz y'all seen the CORR standings lately? Check'em out below, no need to goto the CORR site to validate them I've posted them right below.... Trust me.


Pro 4
> View Race ResultsRANK DRIVER PTS BEHIND
1 RAMPSTER 1108 Leader
2 Rick Huseman 1108 0
2 Scott Douglas 1078 -30
3 Kyle LeDuc 1061 -47
4 Johnny Greaves 1048 -60
5 Ed Herbst 960 -148
6 Steve Barlow 958 -150
7 Curt LeDuc 950 -158
8 Tim Herbst 942 -166
9 Troy Herbst 928 -180
10 Mike Jenkins 905 -203
11 Josh Baldwin 897 -211
12 Adrian Cenni 896 -212
13 Jerry Daugherty 888 -220
T-13 Travis Coyne 888 -220

Well of course, I can't cross the line looking bad and smelling all stinky. I'll leave that to those of you who have to work hard to TRY and beat me

You might be good enough to be my co-pilot..
My car does come with a waring though....
You down??

uumm..... can I come out to play

I would like to thank the staff for the invite I will do my very best to represent VW powered buggies in the winner's circle

Thanks again staff

Hey CR, You're day dreaming out loud again....

Well I have proof, here is the actual PM sent:


Dear casualrider033,

We the staff at glamisdunes.com would be delighted to have you and a guest attend our next EPO race. We think you are the perfect candidate for such an event and would be thrilled if you accepted our invitation. Please keep us informed of your decision and dune safe.


P.S. Don't mind legitduner, he couldn't drive a buggy if you put it in gear for him So go kick his butt and roost him like a golden shower in a dirty brothel

Ahhhhhhh, So you made a DEAL??
I sure hope it wasn't sexual in nature you hoe.....

Until today I thought Daytona held the Great American Race.

Sh*t Talking
Beverages
Racing
Glamis

That sounds like a true "Great American Race"

I don't get this thread. They want us to elaborate on why Slappy should pick us to race. Well, shlt takin' really isn't my thing. I live by the rule that actions speak louder than words. So, until I race there's just no way of knowing EXACTLY how many seconds I will win by.

im willing to step up to the plate, car just isnt ready for it yet. im really curious how my hotrod would do against the standard issue run of the mill rear engine cars, along with the run of the mill drivers

Still haven't received my invite. I guess the EPO guys are obviously frightened by my skills. If you just wanted a bunch of slow ass punks to apply, you should have just said that. If I promise to only use half throttle, will you let me race?

Yeah I know what you mean kinda fells like you gotta blow someone to get a race....

Sure Chuck talk all the smack you want , wont make one bit of difference once I smoke you all. You can smack talk, jump up and down, even smack one another I dont care, and my new trophy, can of course be polished by ROBBIE first then the rest of can finish the job !!!!!!!!!!

Hell you let saint run and look how that turned out LOL

Yeah I'd prolly have to break my shiot to keep up with all that side steppin Mr.Albins

Ouch, you might get second place with that kind of smack talk.
You'll be 30 feet behind me...





on a tow strap.