I'll start...

I'm so fast that the Desert Tortoises give me high-fives for almost keeping up with them!

Next...

I'm so fast, the only cars I beat ran out of gas or broke..

im so fast you didnt even see me there

im so fast , so save your self and stay home!!! only 8 people from the past and all the others will be new ahhh its like shooting fish in a barrel bring it!!!

I am so fast, I will be waiting at the finish line with a beer in hand, probalby wondering why my car is still so clean

the new bling parts on this buggy makes it sound like i got 650hourspower now.

































































and proven with garage tuning .

Im so fast, my whip blinds me

Im so fast.
I'm finished before I'm started...

I'm so fast.....they gave me the highest number they had!!!

yes we do want to here em.

my trans went out and I didnt start!!!!!

I'm fast, really the kid beating me was parental love

I so fast, I didn't even need a chain, I just coasted.

I'm so fast I got from gecko road to olds in 2 days

But dude, think of it this way...your gonna be so much faster now that you have removed that extra weight from that chunk of case that came off!

Im so fast my quad passes me riderless from time to time!

I'm so fast the cones jump out right in front of me to try and slow me down.

Im so fast knobody showed up to race me!

I'm so fast...I can't even catch a cold!!!

I'm so fast...I don't even bother wasting my time with you clowns....

coming from someone who dresses like a clown on purpose

I'm so fast... I don't even have a car!!!

I was told under the President Elect's administration I had to come down to your alls level so not to make you feel inferior....

I'm so slow I only beat the DNF'er.....

I'm so fast they call me the "2 jump chump...."

I'm so fast...I'll just sit home and read this!

Im so fast that I think I may have to call the whole sand thing off..............so that the rest of you can catch up

I am so slow I don't even know what your talking about....

I'm so fast I decided to take a nap so you all could catch up..

I'm so fast I ended up in Iraq!

thats not to fast gommer

I'm so fast I pasted the guy with the broken chain. I guess he just couldn't push fast enough to keep up.

You pasted somebody to a broken chain? You should have been disqualified