They are at it once again. I know it's bad enough we are fighting the closures due to the Peirson's Milk Vetch. We know that the hippies have two back-up plans, Andrews Scarab Dune Beetle and The Sand Food which they will use as the next weapon.
Now there are researchers from the University of California at Berkeley (surprised?) claiming that construction and farming have wiped out many of the once original 13,129 different types of soil. Yeah, I said "soil" as in DIRT! They have listed 4,505 types of dirt for legal protection due to the fact that they feel the dirt is "rare". They also listed "Endangered" dirt as well. Believe it or not there were 508 varieties of that stuff too!

What a joke.
What's next? There is endangered wind over the ISDRA, and duners disrupt the airflow?