Well, as FASTER DADDY says, "Come on Slap, Come on..." FD must know that Slappy just looooooooves playin, and it is time to play.

Y'all know the rules, just place your caption with the picture, and you can use as many words as you would like. Now our very own Chums is gracing our billboard for this contest, so please, DON'T HOLD BACK ON HIM ...Slap's just messin of course...

Slap will post the top ten in about, oh about that time. A Slappy Package is up for grabs, so good luck, and have yoself some fun!

Take me to your leader.

Suzi (in the back ground): You gotta be smarter than the dog before you can teach it tricks!

Boomer knows a hot Biatch when he sees it!

Chummin"Ok Boomer, hold it, you got it. You mastered the flag now try to balance my beer on your nose"

"Boomer, you don't have to beg, you can sleep with me in my trailer tonight, no wife or kids this weekend"

You like Fish Dog? Peace

Chummin hip-notic death grip from a distance...

Fear the Fish. Peace

I dont know whos more drunk, me or the dog

Boomer! Okay I will do anything just give me some MIller LIte Moofer

I am your father Luke. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You shoulda seen it Boomer, it was like that damn witches eye had a claw or something, just reached up and grabbed me, and threw me over the bars

Stop laughing Boomer, I was not drunk

BOOOOOMER---You are getting SLLLLEEEEEPY...SLLLLLEEEEPY...
Now stop pissing on eveyones tires!

Dog is singing. "Put your left hand up, put your right hand down, do the hockie pockie and shake it all about".

Boomer says"Beer me Biatch"

DOWN "Boomer" geeze all you had to do nudge the ice chest and i woulda gave you a beer..

QUOTE (Slappy @ Feb 9 2004, 09:55 PM)

Look dad....i'm a quad chasing my flag

Listen Boomer, the only real way to see if there silicone, or saline is to grab 'em like this.

That's right boomer...to be an official RideGlamis.com'er you gotta learn to keep your nose in the air!!

Boomer: Either give me a beer in my bowl or I ain't comin' to "G" next trip!

You shoulda seen that Biatch Boomer, big ol hooters, nice long hair, and a nice bush-e tail, had all the dogs howlin, dont worry, I hooked a brotha up, I told her where your camped

Boomer: Come on Rob, CRNACNAC gave it up to me yesterday.

Rob: No way, I'm not like them Geckoites.

You can hold your breath your still not coming in!

Boomer don't be so OBVIOUS, sticking your nose in the air just because we're on the INNER CIRCLE just isn't proper!!

Boomer you're doing it all wrong. Move over and I'll show you the proper way to hump a chair.

Chum: FNG made me take down the doggie MILF thread, said something about it not being Glamis related and people were complaining



Boomer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO . . .

Calm down Boomer. Don't let the name Hitler fool you. No German beer here.

Spit it out Boomer I will catch it

We were supposed to put the flag in our nostrils? Oops.

If you attack me w/ that tiger craw......i will attack all who comes in the circle w/ the tiger peeenis....OOOOOoooOOoooOOOOOOOO Now beer me

Boomer the flag goes in the back end let me help you

Ouch, Boomer that looks like that hurts, but I warned you about following too closely on those dune runs

Okay Boomer, time's up. Get out of my massage chair.

Chum: Boomer, your getting sleepy, sleepy, sleepy, Now boomer you are under my hypnotic trance, go get Escos cooler and bring it to me

Boomer: OMG, not again Chum...I don't need the details of what you and the Mrs's did this morning while Suzie & I entertained the kids.....for 5 minutes...geesh

Chummin: I swear Boomer they were this big....I just had to reach out and grab them..... I don't expect you to understand

Boomer, your howling in front of the wrong trailer. The Esco's and Lacey are over there.

Boomer: pwwwweeeeeezzzzeee can I have some beer.
Chum: only if you take that flag out of your nose.

Boomer: OK you have scratched me on the head enough, now scratch me here.

please sir, even us dogs have class...I only ride in northstar buggies....

the red flag is up....Esco's sauce is ah burning.....

ok boomer ,5 more seconds and i get to sit on the generater!

"Boomer? What is it boy? You say Crash is stuck in a well? And he needs to be rescued? Okay, but Let me finish my ICDB first."

Boomer Im this many old!