I have to appoligize for my dog snappin at you at dinner last night. Hes normally a good boy! Very nice to see you again and thanks for bringin the lemon tarts! (Delicious!) See you soon buddy, FD

BTW, Were headin out for a Vegas trip in March, shall we book you in!!??

Don't you sweat it FD, Slap don't mind if yer pooch has a little attitude, Slap should have never stole his bone from him...downright tasty though ...Them tarts are a specialty that Slap got from his great grandslapmammy...The secret ingredient came from a goat or somethin , slap never did figure that one out.

Yes, Slap is in for Vegas; feelin lucky lately. Gotta go with red 18 .

Red 18!! You got it!! Ive got 100 dollars on red 18 for the ASA! Flashpoint will be my witness! Your great Grandslapmammy sho do have some good cookin recipies!!

Red 18, that is yo lucky number FD.

As for Slap's Grandmammy, she was the best. When she made her spaghetti sauce, she would chew RJ Gold, sing songs from Carol King, and nail that spitoon 9 out of 10 times. But hey, ain't nothin like a little tobacky in with yer basil ...Oh yea, Slap sure do miss her. She would still be alive if she didn't try riding that mechanical bull at Frontier Days in Big Bear way back when. She was trying to impress toothless Tarnell Jackson by riding level 10. At 5 seconds she found herself ass over tea kettle and heading for a hurtin. Oh yea, Slap saw the whole thing...Sure was ugly...

Damn tough woman Slap! They sho dont make em like they used too! Seems like all that p!ss and vinegar runs in your veins cause nobody dune like Slappy dune! Say, didnt your beautiful armpeice snap a "Slappy" photo of my pooch chewin on your leg? Quite embarrisin' on my part but you handled it like a champ!