Ive been training, no more foolin around! This is buisness! Lets have another!

You been trainin FD?? Goin by billboards and throwin captions out? Hot darn, you know Slap's secret ...Gonna be searchin around a bit for a sweet pic for a Caption Contest...Keep your eyes peeled.

Will be watchin!

btw, did I see the Slapster at the Academy Awards on the red carpet! It was some handsome dude in the back!!

Oh yes FD, he was there. Slap was nominated, but again, didn't win the little gold man. Slap don't understand why he is black listed? Just because Slap invited Tim Robbins and his lady out for a fishing trip deep in the mountains, and was only bringing a rope, a shovel, and lime?
It's a secret trick to catch fish that was passed down through the McDuner family, but Slap has yet to master it. Anyways, maybe next year.

I dig what your puttin down! Throw Charlie Sheen, Sean Penn and Barbara Striesand into the mix and I might pay for the bait on that fishin trip!