QUOTE (zilla68 @ Aug 12 2009, 11:50 AM)

now that's daymed funny right there, I will bring it up next time she burns us dinner, I mean cooks us dinner.
what was funny, is that the alarms are all going off in the house, the security monitoring company is calling me at work, I am freaking out thinking the house is burning down, I can't get ahold of her, and my 8yr old son runs to the garage and gets a fire extinguisher, hands it to mom, and she says, HOW THE HELL DOES IT WORK!!!!!!!!!!, as the stuff in the bottom of the oven is flaming up, meanwhile the fire department shows up, she is in her pj's, hair is all messed up, police roll out also, and she is so pissed off she can't see straight.
I finally get ahold of her and laughed my arse off at her!

When my son started driving , he would lock his keys in his car while at work ( swing shift) Afte about 3 trips there late at night I put a hide akey box on the fender well. A week later he calls locked out , told him where to look for his spare key . Never got that call again.
That reminds me of my first wife!
I worked on a small island, and I took a boat to/from work. Policy was, if you got called away, don't bother coming back that day due to the time lost back and forth on the 2nd boat trip.
So my wife developed this bad habit of leaving the keys in the car and locking herself out at the gas station. She filled up once very 10 days like clockwork. I get a call from her while I'm at work to come rescue her and bring the other set of keys. After this happens a couple of times, I start getting frustrated (how hard is it not to lock oneself out of the car??) and my coworkers start jokingly accusing me of staging this to get out of work. That pisses me off even more.
After the 2nd call from her, I start giving her a hard time about brain damage, she should surrender her driver's license, carry a spare key, start an affair with a locksmith (or car thief), walk home and leave the car there, hire a driver...
I even passed the phone around so the coworkers could grill her about whether this was legit or not. We thought it was quite funny. Apparently, she was missing the humor chromosome.

Ahhh, women. Entertaining on so many levels. One with a sense of humor is priceless.
