i would really like to get in on the next EPO race if possible. i was invited to the first ever one, but unfortunately could not make it as i did not have a ride out to glamis at the time. i dont know what i would have to do to get myself into the next one, but i think i could potentially do pretty well...
how do i get in?
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whats epo ??
Scotty, why would you eat your women plain?
QUOTE (BansheeBoy914 @ Sep 7 2009, 11:49 AM) 
i would really like to get in on the next EPO race if possible. i was invited to the first ever one, but unfortunately could not make it as i did not have a ride out to glamis at the time. i dont know what i would have to do to get myself into the next one, but i think i could potentially do pretty well...
how do i get in?
how do i get in?
That kind of talk will get you nowhere.
It's like being at the Bar and telling a hottie "Would you like to dance? I like this song..."
Man-Up Sally! You gotta walk over, give her the
and lead her to the dance floor to 
First words..."If you're lucky.....I'll give you my Phone number...after you make me Breakfast"
QUOTE (Crusty @ Sep 10 2009, 01:46 PM)
First words..."If you're lucky.....I'll give you my Phone number...after you make me Breakfast"
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
they potentially don't exist
QUOTE (TD @ Sep 10 2009, 02:45 PM)
they potentially don't existThey do exist , Just look at Crusty's Avatar that is a video of him running in the last EPO.
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QUOTE (South Bay @ Sep 10 2009, 03:04 PM)
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Close Mouf don Git Fed!
Just Saying . . .
QUOTE (MWBbanshee @ Sep 10 2009, 02:50 PM)
QUOTE (TD @ Sep 10 2009, 02:45 PM)
they potentially don't existThey do exist , Just look at Crusty's Avatar that is a video of him running in the last EPO.
Crusty in a race????
Your killin me Smalls...........
Wasn't Judy that hottie in Lost in Space? Or was dat Jenny? 
Judy was the blonde, Penny was the younger sister.
What the? I could have swore I posted something on this thread the other day. Weird...kind of like the government cover up of the aliens and Area 51. 
were is penny!! been awhile!! 
its just a bunch of 0's and 1's that your brain perceives to be a race.
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#1 - The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.
#2 - The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.
#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
#4 - Two guys to a fight.
#5 - One fight at a time.
#6 - No shirts, no shoes.
#7 - Fights will go on as long as they have to.
#8 - If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.
#2 - The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.
#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
#4 - Two guys to a fight.
#5 - One fight at a time.
#6 - No shirts, no shoes.
#7 - Fights will go on as long as they have to.
#8 - If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.
Sir We Don't talk about Operation Mayhem
QUOTE (Wash11 @ Sep 15 2009, 09:08 AM)
#1 - The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.
#2 - The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.
#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
#4 - Two guys to a fight.
#5 - One fight at a time.
#6 - No shirts, no shoes.
#7 - Fights will go on as long as they have to.
#8 - If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.
#2 - The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.
#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
#4 - Two guys to a fight.
#5 - One fight at a time.
#6 - No shirts, no shoes.
#7 - Fights will go on as long as they have to.
#8 - If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.
aint no such thang 
So real EPO story right here . . . .
About a week ago, we are sitting at the breakfast table eating breakfast.
I just happened to be wearing my Lunar Landing EPO #25 T-Shirt.
My little kids (2, 3, 5 & 6) notice the Quad printed the sleeve and instantly get excited...
Start talking about Quads and Motorcycles and when is our next trip, etc.
Naturally they ask what the front letters mean, but I was not gonna fold it to show them...
My wife felt it funny to point out the big number on my back.
#25
Well of course they asked, and I explained that was my placing in the race. (Wife now standing in other room hiding her laughter)
Oldest son immediately asked how come its not #1 - Didn't you win the race Dad?
Then the next 5 minutes continued in discussion of counting our 1, 2, 3's and just how far back #25 really is.
My only saving Grace was I could hold my head up high and tell them I was not LAST.
About a week ago, we are sitting at the breakfast table eating breakfast.
I just happened to be wearing my Lunar Landing EPO #25 T-Shirt.
My little kids (2, 3, 5 & 6) notice the Quad printed the sleeve and instantly get excited...
Start talking about Quads and Motorcycles and when is our next trip, etc.
Naturally they ask what the front letters mean, but I was not gonna fold it to show them...
My wife felt it funny to point out the big number on my back.
#25
Well of course they asked, and I explained that was my placing in the race. (Wife now standing in other room hiding her laughter)
Oldest son immediately asked how come its not #1 - Didn't you win the race Dad?
Then the next 5 minutes continued in discussion of counting our 1, 2, 3's and just how far back #25 really is.
My only saving Grace was I could hold my head up high and tell them I was not LAST.
QUOTE (Crusty @ Sep 17 2009, 01:23 PM)
So real EPO story right here . . . .
About a week ago, we are sitting at the breakfast table eating breakfast.
I just happened to be wearing my Lunar Landing EPO #25 T-Shirt.
My little kids (2, 3, 5 & 6) notice the Quad printed the sleeve and instantly get excited...
Start talking about Quads and Motorcycles and when is our next trip, etc.
Naturally they ask what the front letters mean, but I was not gonna fold it to show them...
My wife felt it funny to point out the big number on my back.
#25
Well of course they asked, and I explained that was my placing in the race. (Wife now standing in other room hiding her laughter)
Oldest son immediately asked how come its not #1 - Didn't you win the race Dad?
Then the next 5 minutes continued in discussion of counting our 1, 2, 3's and just how far back #25 really is.
My only saving Grace was I could hold my head up high and tell them I was not LAST.
About a week ago, we are sitting at the breakfast table eating breakfast.
I just happened to be wearing my Lunar Landing EPO #25 T-Shirt.
My little kids (2, 3, 5 & 6) notice the Quad printed the sleeve and instantly get excited...
Start talking about Quads and Motorcycles and when is our next trip, etc.
Naturally they ask what the front letters mean, but I was not gonna fold it to show them...
My wife felt it funny to point out the big number on my back.
#25
Well of course they asked, and I explained that was my placing in the race. (Wife now standing in other room hiding her laughter)
Oldest son immediately asked how come its not #1 - Didn't you win the race Dad?
Then the next 5 minutes continued in discussion of counting our 1, 2, 3's and just how far back #25 really is.
My only saving Grace was I could hold my head up high and tell them I was not LAST.
Snopes says false...
QUOTE (The Latin Lover @ Sep 10 2009, 01:49 PM)
QUOTE (Crusty @ Sep 10 2009, 01:46 PM)
First words..."If you're lucky.....I'll give you my Phone number...after you make me Breakfast"
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Guess, you've heard that from scott, before, huh?!?!
To the best of my knowledge, there isn't anyone who either confirm or deny the existence of such a thing as EPO.
I believe this is an Urban Myth.
I believe this is an Urban Myth.
I'd check out the link on the main glamisdunes.com page. I don't know nothing. You'll hear Im usually in the back of the pack on the dune rides holding everyone up.
I don't know nothing. You'll hear Im usually in the back of the pack on the dune rides holding everyone up.
E= EVERYONE
P=PRETEND
O=ONLY
P=PRETEND
O=ONLY
Sorry, slow guys need not apply.
E-veryone
P-asses
O-ut
P-asses
O-ut
thats after the number draw
Emergency
parking
only
parking
only
I want to draw a # 
quit gettin hurt
This is all a scam!!! never happens. Just a myth, like area 51. been waiting for years now, no golden ticket for me.
maybe i'll be a better boy next year.
maybe i'll be a better boy next year.
QUOTE (sandrocket @ Oct 3 2009, 12:24 PM)
This is all a scam!!! never happens. Just a myth, like area 51. been waiting for years now, no golden ticket for me.
maybe i'll be a better boy next year.
maybe i'll be a better boy next year.
Maybe you've been too good... try a little badness!
like that rebel
OMG the race was effing awesome!!!!!!!!! Took first again! 
Last weekend @ GLEN HELEN in WORCS saturday. still waiting for another EPO
Last weekend @ GLEN HELEN in WORCS saturday.
still waiting for another EPO
gooood job sir
EPO???? I've never heard of it. Can someone fill me in?
QUOTE (Sand Raptor @ Oct 3 2009, 10:26 PM)
EPO???? I've never heard of it. Can someone fill me in?
Maybe you can fill us with that patron in you hand!!!!!!!!!!!!
QUOTE (sandrocket @ Oct 3 2009, 12:24 PM)
This is all a scam!!! never happens. Just a myth, like area 51. been waiting for years now, no golden ticket for me.
maybe i'll be a better boy next year.
maybe i'll be a better boy next year.
i would really like to get in on the next EPO race if possible. my dad has raced in a couple and i would like to go and race in one. what can i do to get in??
QUOTE (glamishustler17 @ Dec 2 2009, 08:10 PM)
i would really like to get in on the next EPO race if possible. my dad has raced in a couple and i would like to go and race in one. what can i do to get in??
You can start with washing and waxing the motorhome and then do Slappy's rig then maybe. LOL
QUOTE (Gidrdun @ Jan 9 2010, 09:37 AM)
QUOTE (glamishustler17 @ Dec 2 2009, 08:10 PM)
i would really like to get in on the next EPO race if possible. my dad has raced in a couple and i would like to go and race in one. what can i do to get in??
You can start with washing and waxing the motorhome and then do Slappy's rig then maybe. LOL
Thats it? I thought money and drinks would be part of it as well.
Tick.... Tock.... Tick... Tock.....
QUOTE (Gidrdun @ Jan 9 2010, 09:37 AM)
QUOTE (glamishustler17 @ Dec 2 2009, 08:10 PM)
i would really like to get in on the next EPO race if possible. my dad has raced in a couple and i would like to go and race in one. what can i do to get in??
You can start with washing and waxing the motorhome and then do Slappy's rig then maybe. LOL
You said Slappys rig...
Huh huh huh huh
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Hmm...a quad EPO. Might be the thing that I need to play in or watch...wonder when it might be. Maybe a Thumper run for me...
but wash Slappy's rig?? I'll pass..give em a gallon of Captain instead ;-)
but wash Slappy's rig?? I'll pass..give em a gallon of Captain instead ;-)
I thought EPO was a class
I know some got SCHOOLED!
I know some got SCHOOLED!
QUOTE (Orange_R @ Feb 23 2010, 07:58 AM)
I thought EPO was a class
I know I got SCHOOLED!
I know I got SCHOOLED!
Helped you out there buddy
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