4 large Chicken breasts, boneless/skinless.
With wax paper on both sides of your breast-eses, pound them out flat so they're 1/4" - 3/8" thick.
(I started out with a tenderizing mallet, but found out it works better to put a cutting board on top and smack it. This seems to flatten it out more evenly and you don't rip holes in the chicken.)
Mix about 6 oz. of softened cream cheese with 3 or 4 green onions (chopped pretty small), 1 Tbsp. Parsley flakes, a little garlic salt, & 1 Tbsp. lime juice.
Spread the mixture evenly between your breast-eses,
Now roll them up, (try to tuck the sides in as you go, but this is kinda' hard to do) and secure them with toothpicks if necessary.
Coat Chicken rolls in flour and dip them in egg, then coat them with bread crumbs. (I used the Italian style Progresso bread crumbs, but I'm sure crushed Corn Flakes would work just as well.)
Heat oven to 350º.
Heat oil in a large skillet. You don't need much; you're not deep frying them, just want to brown them on all sides.
Put them in a baking dish and bake uncovered for 20 minutes at 350º. I let them go a couple extra minutes 'cuz I likes my breast-eses to have a tan!
I served them with some sticky rice and soy sauce. (We just bought a ricemaker)
Between the Chicken being pounded thin and the cream cheese inside these bad boys came out very moist.
My first bite I was like "Hmmm, that's pretty tasty but I don't know if it's worth all the trouble". The first bite didn't have any cream cheese.
The second bite I think my taste buds had a little orgasm.
NOM, NOM, NOM!!
P.S.
Don't forget to take the toothpicks out...
Enjoy.
