Slap's been itchin to play, and you know Slap just loooooves playin. It's Caption Contest Time. Place your caption with the picture, and you can use as many words as you would like. There is a Slappy Package up for grabs, so good luck, and have yourself some fun.

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"Are you serious.......... I slept with Chummin,.......... .......... Oh God!!!!!!! "

"NO, I am not wasted.....this is my Thinker pose!!!"

This has to be the worst hang over yet , Not only does my brain feel like it's going to explode but it feels like somebody is walking on my face.

I cant believe I let Mac put it there!!!

Hunny, stop putting your Lizard on my head again!! I told you already, only when where at home..But it sure feels BIG today

<Austrailian voice>
So easy even a caveman could it

I had a good 6-7 inches riding me allnight and morning, turns out it was a lizard.

That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.

just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus
doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors

No Rex, mommy has a hangover and can't play right now.....

I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "sh*t show martinez"

It just hit me, now I know why they call this area Gecko

you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night.
does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?

Lizard goin for Gizzard!!!

its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.

Last night at club Iguanna.

Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.

so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?

I think drunk me is telling hungover me something...
I just have to crack the code.

Who named the lizard Tea bag?

Geico even trys to save you from embarrassing moments

OK so you see a Lizard on my head, bet you cant find the snake

Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.

We now know that when lizards get scared they can rip out nasty farts.

hot damn what a night....ah gross my finger still smells like reptile

I thought it was supposed to be a worm in the tequila bottle?

Awww crap! Not the Chummins lizard nightmare again...

Somebody stop the lizard from moving, it sounds like the T Rex from Jurassic Park in my head...

Once you go lizard, you never go back!

scatty and lizzie
sleepng at g
cover my eye incase lizzie has to pee

I cant believe I did that with a lizard...

Lizard "I can't tell if this is a heating rock or a hung over GD.COM member."

NO officer! I haven't been to Glamis in months. Why do you ask?







Dont touch him! He's endangered ! they'll shut down the dunes !












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Didn't the lizard see the no trespassing sign?

Does the lizard have a pass?

hold still little lady, this will only take a minute...

lizard wednesday, the duner version of ash wednesday...

40 days before easter, the ending of duning season.

"Little to the left Liz... I'm not gay or anything, but you give one hell of a head massage!"

Came to warm up on this rock but its cold as ice. "HEY!!! Can someone put this rock in the sun please"????

where giecko comes to you

It's ok you ran over my brother Gieco. I didn't like my brother taking up the spot light anyways. I can assure you a caveman couldn't do it. I asked. And Im sure I can save you a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Gecko

Is that a lizard on my head or are you just happy to see me?

Scat " I am in my Happy Place there is not a Lizard Crawling on my face"


Lizard "Don't know what list she's going to put me on but I am sure I am going on some kind of list"

"Scat, wake up...I heard someone has pics of you partying with those Cavemen last night!"

come on honey, move your hand and give me another lizard job like you did last night..

Oh Scatty don't cry, it was only one night...

Can I be part of the BeachHead clan too?