HOw'd y'all know Slap was makin T's??? Hot darn Mr. Red must be givin out Slap's secrets
Oh yea, Slap be feelin like Obey Wan McSlappy

...Now Fireball, Slap heard you've been liftin? YOu sure you ain't an XL?
You gots it Queen, a slapptacious Gold T would look sweet on you no doubt.
Chums, Slap thought the baggy look was in? Sure hope the tighty whitey look don't come back, cuz that might scare some folks...you know with Slap and his...um...uh...never mind

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Real soon folks, Slap will prove it here in a few...HONEST. Gots Mrs. McDuner workin hard right as we speak...um..."OH PUMPKIN LIPS, CAN YOU BRING SLAP AN ICE COLD ONE, THE PADRES ARE WHOOPIN ON THE DODGERS." She can take a break for a minute for the important stuff...