ahhhh...slap..why not add the side deflating bulge and call it....HAMHAWK racing...or slap yer belly racing..or...ah, I will shut up now....tooo cool!!!!

Loooooooking good..........

lookin real good!

Sweet!
Dune racing? Slappy you can't compete! Gotta give us slow guys a chance

Cool......but when exactly is soon?

SOON!!!

Slap, thats a side of you I aint see yet..

SOON!!!

that reminds me of the unibomber sketch

Unibomber racing?

Man, Slap is evolving right before our very eyes! Sweet lookin design Slap. Make a T shirt up in Medium for me.

Slap--
Lookin' mighty fine there. Medium tee please?!?!

HOw'd y'all know Slap was makin T's??? Hot darn Mr. Red must be givin out Slap's secrets

Oh yea, Slap be feelin like Obey Wan McSlappy ...Now Fireball, Slap heard you've been liftin? YOu sure you ain't an XL?

You gots it Queen, a slapptacious Gold T would look sweet on you no doubt.

Chums, Slap thought the baggy look was in? Sure hope the tighty whitey look don't come back, cuz that might scare some folks...you know with Slap and his...um...uh...never mind ...

Real soon folks, Slap will prove it here in a few...HONEST. Gots Mrs. McDuner workin hard right as we speak...um..."OH PUMPKIN LIPS, CAN YOU BRING SLAP AN ICE COLD ONE, THE PADRES ARE WHOOPIN ON THE DODGERS." She can take a break for a minute for the important stuff...

Oh yea, Slap's been bustin his stick, check it on out...Soon da store will be up with some slapptacious stuff...New designs, and better quality...This is just half of da goodies...OOOHHH SLAP'S BACK BE ACHIN...Time to see Dr. Speckles, he's got da goodies

Hey Slap, is that why you have all the McSlap Elf guys hangin' around? Looks good to me! Where should I email KG's credit card # too?

Just go ahead and post it right here QG, Slap knows nobody will use it ...Just messin of course...

Oh, Slap knows that the family here at GD.com ROCKS, cuz Slap has seen it...yep, a little Radar Love... ...

Anyways, we've been playin a little bit to accomodate this rockin group. FNG worked his magic on this one...Slap thinks your gonna like it...


EBG, coming soon, Slappy promise.

DOH! Slap you have been a BUSY guy! Da Queen gonna have to double up the next batch of jello shooters I send your way!

damn!!!!! cant wait till the store opens!!!! nice work slapp

That red sticker will be looking real good next to my chrome GD.com and the "coming soon" brotherhood sticker!

Me likey...killer new designs, Slappy!

Can I join your team??!!

Bah, be "soon" all ready dag nabbit! I needs to outfit the new wheels

Damn it Slappy, everytime I check this thread makes me all excited to go racing!!!! Is it soon yet?

It will be SOON...

Is it SOON yet?

...Oh yes, Uncle Phliptapsnap just informed Slap that... UUUMMMMPPPPPHHHHHRRRRAAAAAAP "whew", sorry bout that, just had a hemmeroidal flair-up...um...Oh yea, his hand is on da button...

It be in da hands of FNG now ...

oh great!!! FNG is in charge.. this could take forever!!!

...SLAP IS ROLLING...Slap's pulling out the whip Chums, and he intends to use it...um...uh...not in a sexual way or anything ...well...um..."HEY, THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO, AND SLAP NEEDED THE MONEY "...

here ya go

I think I saw a shirt out in public.. I think that FNG guy is on the take from someone in here..
That shirt is not mistakable for sure.. Sorry, FNG but I had to drop the man-hole cover on ya..

DOH

Get with it FNG!!!

Hey Slap, Da queen kinda likes the crackin' of da whip!! Not near as much fun as the Torque Wrench though!

Hey, SLAP -

I rapped with FNG today.. You know what.. that moofer was out tannin on the beach

Cant figure it out myself, but thats what he told me.. I said "FNG - how those sun rays find your skinny ass stuck between those grains of sand.. "

Moofer hung up on me..

I like the shirt design and the sticker a lot. Can't wait to get me some of each.

<---------Hoping to be the 1st Canadian sportin Slap's T's and decals!!!!

Slap is itchin...

Chums, Slap is rollin again...ya mean he was out sunnin? What are them rays gonna hit? ...

Looks like some new works Slap. Keep up the creativity. Peace

Oh yea CHEF, Slap's headbone has been workin overtime...Been keepin clear of them flyin torque wrenches ...

Finally!!! Dirt-E-Store

Nice I just go the slappy race shirt, the glamis rocks and a black coffee cup

Thanks for everything

Very cool

Seems most things are out of stock?

Hey Slap, you doin' any of them in White?

YEEEEHHAAAAAAAAWWWWWW!!!!...Hot darn, downright slapptacious FNG!!! AAAAHHHH, Slap is feeeeeelin like break dancin...bust-a-move!

i like the long sleeve flames Way to go SLAP AND FNG....Thanks

Slappy, those Slappy Racing t's look great! Loving the new colors too. That blue is kicken..Way to go! FNG good job on the stores page. I dig how things are workin..it's the little things.. keep it up!

Mrs Esco wants to know where the chicks clothes are?

Admiral esco, Tell Mrs. Esco that they be comin soon, and very soon ...

Mike330R, Slap is glad you pointed that out...Everything in the store is in stock, with some more goodies comin soon...Pastor, don't ya fret, IT is on the way...

how bout the jackets and the rest of the sticker designs?
i like the long sleeve flames too
definately gettin a slappy racing T