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KingGlamis
Sure hope it doesn't pass tonight, but on a lighter note, how about some actual outtakes that will make you say "WTF?"

As I'm reading through the latest version of the bill this morning I randomly came across this one...

Some people would be eligible for having a nurse visit their home if it was effective in a few things, one of them being:

"increasing birth intervals between pregnancies"

Say what? Read it slowly again: "increasing birth intervals between pregnancies." Does that make any sense at all? laughing.gif
yummi
depends on the nurse......

KingGlamis
It's full of crap like this...

"the State plan shall not be regarded as failing to comply with the requirements of such title solely on the basis of its failure to meet these additional requirements before the first day of the first calendar quarter beginning after the close of the first regular session of the State legislature that begins after the date of enactment of this Act."
madweazl
QUOTE (yummi @ Mar 21 2010, 08:49 AM) *
depends on the nurse......



I could decrease her birth interval robbie.gif
KingGlamis
I guess they think we have to be educated about pain? Really? Who here doesn't realize when they are in pain? laughing.gif

" (a) Establishment- Not later than June 30, 2010, the Secretary shall establish and implement a national pain care education outreach and awareness campaign described in subsection (b).

`(b) Requirements- The Secretary shall design the public awareness campaign under this section to educate consumers, patients, their families, and other caregivers with respect to--

`(1) the incidence and importance of pain as a national public health problem;"
KingGlamis
I'm gonna buy stock in companies that make menus for restaurants. laughing.gif

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INFORMATION REQUIRED TO BE DISCLOSED BY RESTAURANTS AND RETAIL FOOD ESTABLISHMENTS- Except as provided in subclause (vii), the restaurant or similar retail food establishment shall disclose in a clear and conspicuous manner--

`(I)(aa) in a nutrient content disclosure statement adjacent to the name of the standard menu item, so as to be clearly associated with the standard menu item, on the menu listing the item for sale, the number of calories contained in the standard menu item, as usually prepared and offered for sale; and

`(bb) a succinct statement concerning suggested daily caloric intake, as specified by the Secretary by regulation and posted prominently on the menu and designed to enable the public to understand, in the context of a total daily diet, the significance of the caloric information that is provided on the menu;

`(II)(aa) in a nutrient content disclosure statement adjacent to the name of the standard menu item, so as to be clearly associated with the standard menu item, on the menu board, including a drive-through menu board, the number of calories contained in the standard menu item, as usually prepared and offered for sale; and

`(bb) a succinct statement concerning suggested daily caloric intake, as specified by the Secretary by regulation and posted prominently on the menu board, designed to enable the public to understand, in the context of a total daily diet, the significance of the nutrition information that is provided on the menu board;

`(III) in a written form, available on the premises of the restaurant or similar retail establishment and to the consumer upon request, the nutrition information required under clauses © and (D) of subparagraph (1); and

`(IV) on the menu or menu board, a prominent, clear, and conspicuous statement regarding the availability of the information described in item (III).
Coobie
This bill and this administration are PHUCT. The slimy underhand backdoor games are bullchit. Why doesnt anybody challenge the constitutionality of what they are doing? Are they going to wait until it passes and attempt to challenge it then?? One liberal judge that decides to put politics before the constitution can ruin that....


donparscale
What a joke we have running our country, we need to change the whole mess election day. I feel sorry for the younger people, but they were the ones that voted him in.
DON~~~
Romans9
Doug,
Thanks for reading and posting about this bill.

To you a$$holes who still defend and secretly love this stuff 25brdflick.gif . And yes we know who you are you reveal yourselves almost every time you post about anything political.
jasonpwms129
QUOTE (Romans9 @ Mar 21 2010, 12:07 PM) *
Doug,
Thanks for reading and posting about this bill.

To you a$$holes who still defend and secretly love this stuff 25brdflick.gif . And yes we know who you are you reveal yourselves almost every time you post about anything political.


What did i ever do to you



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yummi
QUOTE (Romans9 @ Mar 21 2010, 01:07 PM) *
Doug,
Thanks for reading and posting about this bill.

To you a$$holes who still defend and secretly love this stuff 25brdflick.gif . And yes we know who you are you reveal yourselves almost every time you post about anything political.


Come on - don't hide behind a flipping off smiley - point em out!


Crusty
QUOTE (yummi @ Mar 21 2010, 01:24 PM) *
QUOTE (Romans9 @ Mar 21 2010, 01:07 PM) *
Doug,
Thanks for reading and posting about this bill.

To you a$$holes who still defend and secretly love this stuff 25brdflick.gif . And yes we know who you are you reveal yourselves almost every time you post about anything political.


Come on - don't hide behind a flipping off smiley - point em out!


Yeah! Who?

I got a rope.....
BaBaBouy
QUOTE (Romans9 @ Mar 21 2010, 12:07 PM) *
Doug,
Thanks for reading and posting about this bill.

To you a$$holes who still defend and secretly love this stuff 25brdflick.gif . And yes we know who you are you reveal yourselves almost every time you post about anything political.


Hello.
Crusty
QUOTE (Bababouy @ Mar 22 2010, 12:02 PM) *
QUOTE (Romans9 @ Mar 21 2010, 12:07 PM) *
Doug,
Thanks for reading and posting about this bill.

To you a$$holes who still defend and secretly love this stuff 25brdflick.gif . And yes we know who you are you reveal yourselves almost every time you post about anything political.


Hello.


luv.gif

You had me at Hello.
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