Picked up this handy multi-tool today. It is handy for the following:

First and foremost, wife discipline. If she gets out of line…WHACK!
Digging out stuck vehicles from the sand
Chopping beef jerky
Cutting packing tape or opening boxes
Chopping small roots
Digging trenches in the garden
Killing bugs-flys, ants, butter flys etc etc
Chopping vegetables
Cleaning up globs of CV grease
Whacking ankle bitting dogs
Get it red hot to iron clothes
Pooper scooper
Playing tennis or ping pong
Beheading small rodents
Scooping up road kill
Satellite dish
Digging fire pits
Face tanner


And most important, making a burger big enough to satisfy my appetite!
























































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I can make some wicked awesome pancakes with that thing eh?

Got one to!

And you wonder why no one wants you to BBQ?Click to view attachment

And, no, it does not add character or flavor

I see two multi tools...

Too bad it doesn't mow lawns too

Tool can also be used as a weed wacker!

dang!!!! you beat me to it