Full Version: Slappy's Caption Contest
GREAT!.............A Mexican with a gun!
"Ok, I'm ready.........Lets go to the Raiders game!"
"Ricky Martin is coming home with ME!"
"Ricky Martin is coming home with ME!"
"Ok, the next person to call me Super Mario is going to get a cap in their Luigi azz"
"I've heard if I suck my gut in I can shoot more accurate"
"Really Schwinn" You really wanna tell me 1 more mexican joke!!!
Does this gun make me look fat has my vote for winner.....
Does this gun make me look fat has my vote for winner.....
"That's right, these hips don't lie"
.....exscuuuuse me while I whip this out.
QUOTE (King Glamis @ Jun 29 2010, 04:20 PM) 
I would like to Nominate Socaldmax for DOTM!
I just read this on FoxNews.com
I just read this on FoxNews.com
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Civilian 'Minutemen' to Help Patrol Border
Monday, June 28, 2010
WASHINGTON — Intent on securing the vulnerable Arizona border from illegal immigrant (search) crossings, U.S. officials are bracing for what they call a potential new threat this spring: the Minutemen.
Nearly 500 volunteers have already joined the Minuteman Project, anointing themselves civilian border patrol agents determined to stop the immigration flow that routinely, and easily, seeps past federal authorities. They plan to patrol a 40-mile stretch of the southeast Arizona border throughout July when the tide of immigrants crossing the U.S.-Mexico border peaks.
"I felt the only way to get something done was to do it yourself," said Socaldmax, a retired Tri-Tip connoisseur and decorated Sub Marine Seamen who is helping recruit Minutemen across the country.
Monday, June 28, 2010
WASHINGTON — Intent on securing the vulnerable Arizona border from illegal immigrant (search) crossings, U.S. officials are bracing for what they call a potential new threat this spring: the Minutemen.
Nearly 500 volunteers have already joined the Minuteman Project, anointing themselves civilian border patrol agents determined to stop the immigration flow that routinely, and easily, seeps past federal authorities. They plan to patrol a 40-mile stretch of the southeast Arizona border throughout July when the tide of immigrants crossing the U.S.-Mexico border peaks.
"I felt the only way to get something done was to do it yourself," said Socaldmax, a retired Tri-Tip connoisseur and decorated Sub Marine Seamen who is helping recruit Minutemen across the country.
Paul Kersey: I'm going out for some ice cream... this is America, isn't it?
-Death Wish 3
-Death Wish 3
"say hello to my little friend............literally"
Chummin: "Should we tell him thats just a scope with a handle on it?"
Esco: "Naaaa! Its much safer this way."
Esco: "Naaaa! Its much safer this way."
"I'm telling you Steve it's a Bong!...just put the open end in your mouth and pull back on that little lever!"
What do you mean I'll shoot my eye out?
What I really wanted for Christmas was a Red Ryder BB Gun.......
in true socaldmax fashion:
"heeeeere libertard libertard libertard. heeeeere libertard libertard libertard....."
"heeeeere libertard libertard libertard. heeeeere libertard libertard libertard....."
Does this mustache qualify me for Highway Patrol? "Hands where I can see them"
Either you clearly don't understand the question or your lying Pick one.
This is the head shot I sent in for the remake of Charlie's Angels. I have been told I am a dead ringer for the hot brunette, Jaclyn Smith. What do you think?
Does this gun make me look fat?
QUOTE (MWBbanshee @ Jun 30 2010, 01:39 PM)
Either you clearly don't understand the question or your lying Pick one.
Nailed it!!
And people were worried about hunting with Cheney...
Hey George, I just wanted to pet the rabbits.
Answer the damm question as I asked it ....Do not try and put your retarded liberal spin to it .
Wait til Janet sees me with this, then I can show her how much power I really have.
Now who was it that gave me a vacation THIS time?
Is this where I audition for the new Charlie's Angels.
"Some of you may remember me and my moustache from such 80's hit TV shows as Magnum PI and
Hawaii 5-0........No? Really?......they were pretty popular shows......maybe this pose will ring a bell?"
Hawaii 5-0........No? Really?......they were pretty popular shows......maybe this pose will ring a bell?"
It is very easy to milk a gun.
First you hold it firmly in your right hand
Then you grab that little thingie with your left hand..... and pull and twist
First you hold it firmly in your right hand
Then you grab that little thingie with your left hand..... and pull and twist
(spanglish accent)
My name is aaaaaaa de Juan Valdez
and I am de protector of de coffee beanz
ju toucha my beans i keel ju
My name is aaaaaaa de Juan Valdez
and I am de protector of de coffee beanz
ju toucha my beans i keel ju
Pinche La Migra aint taking me again
Tonight on Cops...
No Gringo, its like theeees...
you will cook the tri tip or else
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