Hi there y'all, it's time to play, and you know Slappy just loooooves playin. It's Caption Contest time. You all know the rules; place your caption with the picture, and you can use as many words as you want, and as many captions as you would like. The winner will receive a Slappy Package, so good luck, and have some fun.
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Full Version: Slappy's Caption Contest
ssssshhhhhhh, im hunting waaaabbits
"Why no. Thats not a gun in my pocket. See?"
Say hello to my little friend, in my Italian accent.
Go ahead Arizona. Ask for my papers...
"If I could only have this permanently attached..."
go ahead, make my day punk
" Just wait. The next guy that starts another Esco post is all mine..."
MacGrubber!
" Today its not going to be Chummins fault!"
"Im the new Sheriff of Maywood!"
Bond. James Bond.
In his best Marvin the Martian voice.
"Oh goodie, another eranium pu36 explosive space modulator, isn't that wonderful, now we can blow up the earth!"
"Oh goodie, another eranium pu36 explosive space modulator, isn't that wonderful, now we can blow up the earth!"
I AM the mustachiod man. You can all rest easy now, my mustache and I have things under control.
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"Damn It Janet! Maybe now you'll finally listen to me when I tell you not to slam the screen door!"
"Damn It Janet! Maybe now you'll finally listen to me when I tell you not to slam the screen door!"
"I can't believe legit showed up..." click, click....... 
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
As the ambassador of the American Mustache Institute, may I remind you that I am here to protect the rights of and fight discrimination against mustached American men, and I MEAN business!
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case
hell grades on a curve.
hell grades on a curve.
My name is Chupa.............. Chupa mi verga...
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Honestly, where the f*ck is osama bin laden?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at
"whose ex is crazier" because of you.
"whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Music Quote"real men of Genius"... She wonder's why it takes all day to do the laundry. He replies its because I let it air dry all day so the clothes don't shrink. but actually, he goes shooting and the laundry matt awaits him.
Badges,
We no need no stinking badges.........
We no need no stinking badges.........
Ive had years of practice holding something this small.
Someone told me you haven't been a good duner lately.
Has anyone seen dirtdogg and crusty?
Hold my beer and watch me punch holes in that foam rubber..
If someone doesn't bring me some carne soon I'm going to put another hole in the Ozone layer.
forensic evidence,THINK THEY GOT A MUSTACHE HAIR. huh !
This is the most advanced personal protection device in the world. But since you are all too stupid to understand the workings of it I won't even bother to explain.
DAAAAAAMN 1 GOLD TOOTH AND I BE AMERICAS MOST WANTED. B RADD GOTT NOTHIN ON ME! FOR SHIZZLE
you should see me with my real pea shooter.
Ain't no Bro gonna tase me!
if i didnt have this gun in my hand id have nothin to play with
will you all be quite now!!! i have the gun. i win!!!
does this pistol make me look fat
Of course I am ready to shoot my mouth off again.
Alright. Whos up for airsoft?
There are two kinds of people in this world .................thoose who carry loaded guns and thoose who have a opinion on everything. I just happen to be both!!!
"I havent had something this big in my hand for a long time!"
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