OK, the WhiteCoats ambushed Slap's Caption Contest, but they sure ain't gonna touch this one...This is Slappy's Slogan Contest.

Friday June 11th, your fellow off-roaders are going to join together in protest of the ESA (Endangered Species Act)...Hot darn we need to make a good showing.

SLAPARMY UNITE

Sanduners has gots all kinds of banner material for slogans to display...DO YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT A GOOD SLOGAN??? Well hot darn let's see...

Post your Slogan here...Slap will judge all slogans just like a Caption Contest, and post the top ten...And of course, a Slapptacious Slappy Package is up for grabs...

These Slogans will be used on the banners; IT'S SHOW TIME


SLAPARMY, THIS IS OUR FIRST OFFENSIVE...LET'S MAKE A STAND...SLAP IS DOWNRIGHT PROUD.

Not sure if this will help..

However, a few instructions for the protestors.

(Can't hurt)

FREE SLAPPY'S DUNES, HE NEEDS A PLACE TO RIDE.

Humans are an important species too!

"And God blessed them and said unto them, be fruitful and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth."
Genesis 1:26

"And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made: and he rested on the seventh day from all the work he had made."
Genesis 2:2

....Later in the day, after he had rested, GOD MADE SLAPPY AND WENT DUNIN!
Xtion 1:1

"WHAT DO WE WANT?!"

"OUR SAND!!"

"WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!"

"NOW!!"

"Government of the people, by the people, and for the people." Abraham Lincoln

SAVE OUR COWS!!!! HARVEST (in a humain way) THE DUNES MILK VETCH!!!!

Piss on the Sierra Club and CBD!

SAND-DUNING IS NOT A CRIME!

WHEN DID MY RIGHTS NOT MATTER? plain and simple.....everyone ask that question at the meeting? WHEN DID MY RIGHTS NOT MATTER?

you dont own the dunes they are here to share

Did you see this one?

EFF THE FRENCH!

Oops. Wrong event.

This is from Bryan Henry;

Hey, hey, ESA!
How many species did you save today?

This is from Ron Scott;

Hey, hey, ESA!
How much land did you grab today?

THIS IS FROM ME

HEY HEY ESA,
HOW MUCH OF YOUR ASS SHOULD WE KICK TODAY!?!?

Thanks Slappy,,,

I'm having (so many) signs printed up to use. I can't give you all the details (effin Danny Boy is reading this) but to let you know,,, those TOP TEN WILL BE USED and may make it on the 6PM NEWS that night or in the newspapers... We are filming the event and may even have a live feed to the website...

We have both signs and banners (banners can have LOTS of wording space) but try and keep it short, and SWEET

Like,,,

24.5 MILLION SPENT ON A PLANT
NOT ONE DROP OF WATER USED!

30 YEARS OF ESA PROTECTION
ONLY 12 SPECIES RECOVERED!

USE REAL SCIENCE NOT JUNK!

MY PLAYGROUND WAS CLOSED!
I'M A SUB-SPECIES TOO WITH RIGHTS

TAXPAYERS MONEY SPENT ON ESA
BILLIONS TO DATE WITH NO RETURN

and I KNOW you are more creative than I...

I'm counting on the SLAPPY ARMY to get these slogans ready for the PROTEST...
(( John in our club has a 32 foot enclosed trailer,,, can you say BILLBOARD SPACE!!!))

Thanks everyone...

REFORM THE E.S.A.!!!!
NOT OUR RIDING AREAS!!!!!!

SLAPARMY

Protecting your God given Slapitacious RITE to dune!!!


(or something like that)

WHY NOT THE WHALES!?!?


HEHE

Sense when does the needs of a weed out way the needs of the people...

WHATS NEXT!?!? RAGWEED!?!?

Plants don't pay annual fees.
Plants don't pay taxes.
Plants don't vote.

PUBLIC ACCESS
TO PUBLIC LANDS
ITS OUR RIGHT!

GET OFF THE WEED
YOU HIPPIE CBD

$24.5 Million needed to perform a study on the newest endangered species....The OFFROADER.

Our Concerns are Real Too.
Peace

Tell again why we can't go camping anymore, mommy......

This is ridiculous........ do you think if the rolls were reversed that the milk vetch would give a shiat about us!

Save the off roaders & their land!

YOU MUST ENJOY PUTTING KIDS BACK ON THE STREET!?!?

OH WAIT!!!! ONCE WE ARE BACK THERE, THEY CAN SPEND EVEN MORE MONEY ON SAVING HE ALLEY PLANTS!?!? WHAT AN I SAYING............

"LOWER LIQUOR PRICES"

Bad Science + Bad Law=Disaster

Reform the ESA, eliminate junk science

Just say "no" to junk science

Unless lawyers are an endangered species, reform the ESA

Stop the insanity, reform the ESA

Extreme
Stupidity
+
Abuse by eco-terrorists
______________________________________
Time for change!!!

Junk science in, junk out

Save
Our
Sand

Reform the ESA Today!!!

Refuse to negotiate with eco-terrorists,
Reform the ESA

Give a Hoot, Give junk science the boot!!

Reform the ESA!

Just Do It...Reform the ESA

1300 species listed, 12 recovered. Less than 1% should be an F even in junk science school. Reform the ESA!

Where's the Beef?
only 12 species in over 30 years is a failure,
Reform the ESA

ESA...the "UN-scientific" law.

Reform it now

Junk science hurts everyone,

Reform the ESA