SlapArmy, you have performed most slapptaciousely…The battle against the WhiteCoats continues. The fight will get harder and harder, but we will endure to the taste of victory…UH OH, a tune is floating into Slap’s head bone…

OOOhh can’t you see the lies in front of you,
Your journey ends so far, but still the distance,
Spins round and round and round and round you;
Now you cry, give me sanctuary, you scream,
But no one listens…
Queensryche—Sanctuary
WHEW, Slap is tearing up…

Anyways, back to the contest. All these Slogans were slappified, but there must always be a winner…Here is the top ten:

#10. ESA:
Bad for plants
Bad for animals
Bad for the earth
Impossible for people
FIX it NOW!!!—Posted by BeachHead

#9. Humans are an important species too! –Posted by KingGlamis

#8. Plants don't pay annual fees.
Plants don't pay taxes.
Plants don't vote.—Posted by tron

#7. No more Compromise!—Posted by The Pastor

#6. 1300 species listed, 12 recovered. Less than 1% should be an F even in
junk science school. Reform the ESA!—Posted by BeachHead

#5. $24.5 Million needed to perform a study on the newest endangered
species....The OFFROADER.—Posted by Mike330R

#4. Since when does the needs of a weed out way the needs of the
people...--Posted by Mr. DUNE

#3. REFORM THE E.S.A.!!!!
NOT OUR RIDING AREAS!!!!!!—Posted by SychoCR

#2. Save our Species!
Save our Rights!
End the Special Interests!
Democracy's our fight!—Posted by Xtion

And Da Winner Is:

Posted by BeachHead

Get yoself some BeachHead, you are taking top honors for this Slogan Contest. Slap has your address, a Slappy Package is on da way.

Slap wants to thank the SlapArmy, and those soon to be in the SlapArmy, for playing the game. And a big ol thank you goes out to Sanduners for recruiting the SlapArmy in our united fight.

Congrats BeachHead! Good job!

I also really like #8 posted by Tron. So true!!!

#3!!!!! WOOOOOOHHOOOOOOO!!!!!!! finely made it on a top 10 list!!!!

CONGRATS BEACHHEAD!!!!!!!!!

good job beachhead.

Way to go BeachHead!

Now you get Slappy's package. His package sure gets around

Way to go BeachHead!

Now you get Slappy's package. His package sure gets around

Way to go beachHead.

Good job Beachhead

Thanks guys...I really wasn't trying to win..I was just having fun with something that is truly important to all of us, and not just the "sand nut" part. The stupid eco-azzwipes infect every aspect of our lives, not just our sand affair. Houses cost more because junk science has been utilized as a weapon to stop logging, the fake pollution/global warming crap costs every American whenever we buy a car, buy gas, or anything that uses transportation, and we all know how junk science helped burn down thousands of Southern California houses last fall. And while some of this is admittedly outside the umbrella of the ESA, getting this oppressive, poorly written feces of a law brought under SCIENTIFIC control, it's a big step in showing these control freak morons that eventually, they will tick off the silent majority and right will prevail over their horse feces.

I am still unsure if I can make what I think might be a significant turning point event in the never ending struggle between truth and eco-idiocy..but maybe some of those "corny" slogans might help speed up the demise of the era of eco-terrorisim, and in my not so humble opinion, that can't come soon enough.

Oh...sorry for the long post...

Never say your sorry for a long post, I read that somewhere....

Congrats on the winning slogan...

Slappy,

2nd place, my only podium ever! Thanks for the consideration. A poem for you slap:

"Never Give Up!"

The road ever longer
sunset in my eye
another day of soldiering
the spirited battle cry.

Victory inevitable
when the price we're willing to pay
Defeat only possible
when we give up the fray

Prepare each day in battle gear!
Prepare your mind to fight!
Prepare to pay the costs of war!
Prepare to do what's right!

In the end the walls will crumble
like the walls of Jericho
By the power of what is right and good
Victory we will know!

Never give up the fight!
Never abandon the right!
Never accept they have more power
Never abandon our finest hour.

The flag of victory
Stands atop a mountain of pain
Be willing to accept the challenge
To reach the top again.

-Xtion
5/28/04

way to go Bob, you da man...

The road is long, our numbers are growing.

Sanduners, the SlapArmy will do what they can to help in the fight, and we'll be dancin to a tune the whole way.

Xtion, downright slapptacious...That one is going into the McScrappbook.

Sweet. Peace

Tonight in Anaheim we will make more of the signs and banners. Your welcome to come by and help plus Perry is cookin up some tri-tip,,,
Thanks for the help.

Tri-tips? Somebody needs to help. Peace