Slap was rappin with a fellow this mornin, and let Slap tell ya this, he musta had a little too much sugar in his coffee. Let Slap explain in a little more detail...Well, this fella wasn't much of an off-roader, and hot damn
he didn't even know about Mother Glamis!!
"NOW HOLD ON A MINUTE COWBOY, YOU NEVER HEARD OF MOTHER G?""Nope" he replied.
So of course, it be Slap's moral oblimigation to explain what Mother G is all about...So there was Slap rappin about Mother G, sippin on some tea, letting flow all of her beauty...Now you woulda been proud of the presentation Slap put on; Tony Robbins ain't got nothin on Slap...
After what had to be an award winnin speach, his reply was, "You mean you ride motorcycles in the sand?
GOLLY-GEEE-WILLAKERS, what fun."Slap hit da floor...