... yesterday with the wife for lunch. I wasnt hungry but Ginny ordered something and I sat down and munched on her fries when I thought, an ice cream sounds tasty. I walked up to the counter and said, "I'd like two vanilla ice creams, one in a cone and one in a cup." The lady walks over to the machine and fills up a cone. She did a terrible job (was falling over right away) and tossed it into a medium sized McDonald's drink cup and put it next to the machine. She then grabbed another cone and made a decent one and then placed both of them on the counter for me. I picked up the cup and just stared at it for a few seconds, looked up and started to say something and just walked back to the table. I figured I could eat it still. Once I sat down I got pissed and walked back up to the counter and asked the dumb bitch, "could you make me one in a sunday cup so I can actually eat it?" She stared at the cup I brought back up a second and then tossed it into the trash, grabbed another eff*ing cone, and filled it up. I told her again, "I dont want they cone, just a cup." She placed that cone on top of the machine and AND GRABBED ANOTHER eff*ING CONE! "I dont want a cone!" She looked at me puzzled and said, "it wont fit in a sunday cup." What? WTF do you mean it wont fit? When it's full, stop putting the eff*ing ice cream into it, I thought to myself. She then says, "would you just like less in the cup?" Earth to dumb bitch, I hope you get hit by a bus! I have never met a dumber employee of any place of business in my life. If I could have choked the life out of her to save us all the misery she will create in this world, I would have.

This is what happens when we get too much rain here.

"Ice cream in a cup" is called a Sundae.

LMFAO earth to dumb bitch....I hope you get hit by a bus

If I didn't know any better I'd say you were at the Mickey D's in Gila Bend. I went in there one time and the kid working the counter was so stoned he couldn't function.

I worked at Mcdonalds for 4 years and this was 30 years ago. Everyday I say a prayer that I never have to work with the public ever again. This was 30 years ago, I cannot imagine what some people are like today. Good day and oh yea Merry Christmas......LMAO

Oh damn I needed a good laugh this morning

There is a reason she works at Mcdonalds and not NASA.

poor weaz

Always has to be one in the drive through, " can I have a big mac but hold the onions and pickles, and instead of a soda can I have a shake, make it light so I can suck it thru a straw easier" bla bla bla . \

Dont you guys know it just screws it up for the rest of us just wanting a burger, however the hell they can manage to do it?

I always told my kids you order like it says on the damn board and no different

Sounds like you we being a little too hard on the gal. Sometimes you have to step back and remember that there is a reason they are working in fast food. You can't hold them to the same standard of performance and common sense that you would, say a cab driver or a municipal worker.

She's the type who can't figure out how to "add" 2 quarts of water, and a cup of sugar, to that little Kool-Aid package!

Hahaha Weaz!! Thanks for the laugh, I needed that this morning!

"Earth to Dumb Bitch" Quote of the day!!

Boy you got that right. When ever I get down on my job, I go eat at Mcdonalds and remember my younger life working there. That straightens me right up real quick like. Oh yea full moons always brought out the crazy people.

A sundae (I'll go correct my mispelling up there Dec 32nd) has all kinds of other shit on it, I wanted vanilla ice cream in a cup. One in a cone, one in a cup! How hard can that be? If I asked for one in a cone and one in a cup, it seems pretty obvious that I only want one effing cone, no? I dont want chocolate, or nuts, or caramel, or strawberry jizz, I want vanilla eff*ing ice cream poored into a cup.

B250r, surely this isnt too much to ask even for a McMoron's employee, is it? I hear what you're saying though, I'm sure I'd be laying people out left and right if I worked there.

Tony, when it comes to ordering items off the menu, I dont change them, I just pull the stuff I dont like off the burger but this seemed like a fairly simple task.

holy chit man, I do the same exact thing with my wife!! lmao. She always has some special concoction she has to have.

If I go by myself to get us something to eat, I put hers on a seperate ticket to PROVE I tried to get it like she wanted, she always blames me for not telling them, and its such a pain in the azz.

Maybe not NASA but maybe one day in the government making up new stupid laws.

I bet I know who she voted for. Scary that these people are the voting public. I saw a headline on tv this morning about people with wierd addictions, one chick slept with her hairdryer and another chick couldnt stop eating toilet paper. Scary these people vote

Wow I have been taught that it takes all kinds to make the world go around, but jeese I just don't understand sometimes.

Too bu-ku

Now that's funny...Funco guy talking about a cab driver. Tim.

Good one Weaze....

Thanks for the laugh

WAS SHE HOT?



That way we could change "earth to dumb bitch" to Pretty dumb bitch

To Quasi-Modo, perhaps.

And I thought I was the only one!

WTF is wrong with people!

It's..........Chummins fault!

Looks like she was one fry short of a Happy Meal!

Hrrm...

I'm going to Inn-N-Out today. Those guys actually seem to at least have a modicum of intelligence...

BTW, my biggest McDonald's gripe? They're cheap bastards about everything: BBQ sauce costs money, won't offer ketchup (have to ask, and when you do, you get 2 packets), you get 1, maybe 2 napkins in your bag containing 4 meals, etc, etc, etc. Do these people get a bonus at the end of the day based on how many ketchup packets are left in the basket? "A lot of ketchup" to them results in 4 packets for 4 orders of fries!

Yar....

It's McDonalds...Did you really expect anything different?

Shouldnt this be in Whine and cheeze?

My cat eats toilet paper.

Would you like frys with that..

Now I want a burger.

Now that's a tradition, right there!!!

Be nice to her...

She's probably a single mother having kids with 4 different guys and teaching her kids everything she knows by herself while she supports her family and her yet-to-be-born child on WIC and 12k a year from McD's

The nicest thing you could do for her and society is to put her out of her misery and take the kids out of the picture before they can start jacking cars at 12 years old.

In actuality...

She may be in a real bad position in life, and prides herself in keeping a job rather than panhandling on the street.

But she probably just didn't figure out that panhandling has a higher salary.

It's clear what the issue here is...

You didn't order in Spanish.

The cone in the cup---Why didn't you just throw the dang cone away---THEN YOU'D HAVE ICE CREAM IN A CUP---I get it, she got it---What's your problem----Tis the season---You should go back and give her a big holiday hug and leave her a very generous tip

Happy

many years ago, it was damn expensive to go to McDonalds and most people were lucky to be able to go there at all.
For us, it was a treat when dad would pile us into the Van and we would go there for dinner.. Hell, Im surprised we didnt have to wear ties for that event..

Ice Cream was gotten at either thrifties or Dairy Queen also.

The rain has stopped. These kind of things won't bother anybody very much anymore. Resume your normal life .

Rain didnt eff* up my ice cream, a dipshit did. I may sue for the distress this has caused me; maybe I'll go back, dump it on my crotch, and go with the frostbite excuse...

You know most of Mcdonalds machines are automated, they dispense only what is programmed. So again if ordering only order off the menu, so simple a caveman could do it.

There's a reason you generally get better service at In-N-Out. They pay pretty well for a fast food job. Brings out the better, more intelligent applicants.

I could write a book about "please-pull-forward" stories from McDonalds drive-thru experiences

So your sayin it's all weaz's fault for ordering ice cream at mc donalds???

".. the world needs ditch diggers too"

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Im glad i read this! My wife and i are in tears! Frostbite!!!