Hey, Loud Dirtbike/ATV Guy…
The Sierra Club Thanks You!
Everyday, we try hard to get your off-road vehicle banned. We want your riding area closed, and we want you busted for trespassing.
Luckily, YOU are your own worst enemy – you play right into our hands!
Your unnecessarily loud bike/ATV annoys the general population – the everyday, voting folks who ordinarily wouldn’t listen to leftists like us. But, after they hear your 100db exhaust note, they’re happy to hear why your riding spots should be locked up as “designated wilderness areas”. And we’re happy to tell them. The best part is…you don’t even need the extra power that $800 pipe provides!
Running loud, closed course exhaust systems is our favorite dumb thing that you do. But there are other ways you can help us kill your sport too:
-Leave trash in your own riding areas
-Don’t organize – ignore groups fighting for your right to ride, such as the Blue Ribbon Coalition, AMA, and local riding organizations
-Trespass, ride illegally, damage property, etc. Nothing makes us look better than criminal activity with your bike!
We couldn’t do it alone.
So thank you, from the bottom of our hearts.
This isnt for real
But it brings up the issue of overly loud exhuasts on off road vehicles? Bikes/atv.s ect... And the attempts of the Anti Free public land use people more ammo to get our lands closed.
Any thoughts on loud pipes?