Share your stories people.

I'll start with one I talked to today. I called a company in Arkansas to ask about buying some parts for one of our jobs at work. The woman on the phone helped me out and then said "If you have any other questions, call back and ask for me, my name is Cricket. Really? Cricket?

And a couple of weeks ago my co-worker called another company and the guy he talked to said his name was Daisy. He replied, "what was your name." And the guy said "Daisy, like the flower." OMFG!!!! Talk about mean parents that would name a male child "Daisy." I would have changed my name to ROCK or STONE or BRICK or ANYTHING but Daisy!!!!

What do you have?

Jr High.... mid 80's.. El Cajon Jr. High
My P.E. coach was Harry T. Balls and coach John Hiscock.....
True story, look it up..

Where's Hiscock and Balls?

I knew a girl when i went to USDHS "uni" that was named Placenta (forgot her last name..) I am not shitting you at all....

bohica

Used to know an inspector up in the high desert that was named Joe King. I always thought he was joking.

Had a customer in Glendale named Harry Johnson.

Habib Meister

One of my current customers name is Tennessee....Nice guy though, but he is from Texas...

In high school, buddy named Harry Dick.. (He preferred Harold)

Dated a girl in high school named Cricket....

WOW.. I got nothing against that name..

Holy crap! A buddy of mine said he had a PE coach, at Greenfield Middle school in El Cajon, whose name was Harold Balls. It has to be the same guy.

I had a history teacher, at Joan McQueen Middle school in Harbo/Alpine, whose name was Robert Hiscock. Maybe the brother to John.

Edit for: There is a guy in our riding group whose name is Michael Hawk. Pretty funny around the fire when we start saying his name, Mike Hawk.

Working in HB had the chance to talk a girl whos middle name is Clitorus

Go figure

A buddy met 2 kids named Orangejello and Lemonjello

Robert Hiscock? Sooooo Bob Hiscock?

two brothers named Lemongello and Orangello. Prononuned Le-MON-gelo and O-RON-gelo

Yeap!

Holy crap Matt. I read this after posting it for myself. Go figure.

A representative for the San Diego Tax Advocates, here in San Diego, is Richard Rider. Dick Rider!:lol: I feel sorry for the dude.

My name! Virgin, and my wife Kimmie married me to become one.

Sister n law is Micheal.. She married a Micheal..
Its aunt and uncle Micheal..
We changed his name to Miguel to apease the masses..

I know a guy at work named Major Burton, people call him major burden.

Had a teacher in HS, his name was Kermit.

Worked with Rocky Land and Dick hair and Zachary Zache

Our old neighbors were Leslie & Terry Sue. He was Leslie, she was Terry.

forgot about santiago zieu-sandiego zoo

You got to be kidding, where was your buddy from, two of my uh, err clients are named orangejello and Brother is Lemonjello (Okla)

I work on a state committee with a fella named Frosty Peak,

I once arrested a guy named Misharona....pronounced Myyy-sha-rona

My 7year olds name is Timberland Bailey Nicole Lashawna Rachelle Smith, for the past three years she has signed her full name, at school, "Timberland" to incorporate my name into it, "Bailey"=Kristys middle name choice, Nicole= all my girls middle name and Megan, the oldest insisted (Kristy is so bull headed, Megan is so insistent and I'm a man, soooo we each got our way) I have told her, since she was two years old, that the Lashawna Rachelle was to add a little soul to her name and that it represented her black heritage (okay Lashawna Rachelle is not really in her name, Kristy goes along, the kids don't know any better, the school, and everyone we know thinks it's part of her name, Timber will proudly rip off her name to anyone she meets and then go on to explain.) I should definitely get the award for longest running and best gag ever or I maybe I should be charged with some kinda crime....

TOP name is "Willie Dicker"..

Nuff said..

Oh yeah in high school the drivers ed teacher and Basketball coach was named Mr. Pigg (googled and discovered he passed away last month) his assistant Basketball coach, who occasionally helped mr. Pigg was Mr. Hog, I can honestly say that I never heard a single student oink or snort, both were rather large and looked as if they could become mean in a hurry.

me too, maybe that's just a popular name, my guys pronounce O-ronge-jaw-low and La-mon-jaw-low, both are gangstas, but of course, in my experience, I have found that gangstas, parents of gangstas, most people with any visible gold / silver / stones in their mouths have odd names and have given me many, many, many moments of entertainment when pronouncing those names.

Now that's cool.

We have a customer at work named Anita Johnson.....

Ifin you weren't from Oklahoma, maybe, but we'll give you a pass. See also "Yoshi" . ..

My best friend when I was younger had a mom named Candy Roberts, but got married to a guy who's last name was bar, so her named changed to Candy Bar......

My coach in highschool was coach glasscock. The girls loved him. I had a friend in kindergarten whos parents stuck him with a really ethnic african name. Uchuchuko Alozi (Ewchoochookoo) and his nickname was Uchie. His parents must have come to their senses because they named his younger brother David. I ran into Uchie in highschool and he had legally changed his name to something normal (I forget what) but he will always be remembered as Uchie.

My father in law is number 7 in this video.

I used to work for a guy who was engaged to a girl named Mai (my) Nguyen. Shortly before they were married she changed her name to Maia. His last name was Johnson..

I know a guy that sells the large scoreboards for the major sports teams. His name is Harry Boner.. even puts it on his business cards that way (meaning he does not go by Harold). Actually for a salesman it works to his advantage, nobody ever forgets his name!

Years ago I worked for a construction company in Lancaster Ca. The mechanic that worked there was named Richard Head. He would get really pissed if you called him Dick.

When I was in high school, my counselors name was....


Get ready for it....





DICK CHASE...



And yes, he was very gay...

This just reminded me of a girl in HS, her name was Candy Box.

Years ago there were two Doctors in the IV, Dr Hollaran, and Dr Yellen

A friend who's name is Lavette, she married a guy with the last name of Stiff, Lavette Stiff.

All true.

My dad was a cop, his partners were Dick and White. Officers White Virgin Dick.

I worked with a welder on pipeline named Joe King different guy I.m sure but actuall a fairly commom name.

I use to work at a Feedlot in Happy Texas the owners name was Ben Gay, Company was Ben Gay feedyards lol, I went to school with a kid named Jack white (he was black) and another kid named Ken Black ( he was white ) go figure.

Had a friend named Skip allen Page.... Skip A Page ..... his mom's name was Star Fish ......... I was looking up something in the phone book and came across Harold Hollowpeter .... lol

I have her original 8 mm film.. Her only XXX pr0no ever made..

I went to school with a guy named Jupiter Love joy....

In Turkey, the guy that walked around selling kebobs had a son named Nail, his name was Mamhet, or something like that.

My dentist, when I chipped my 2 front teeth, was Dr. Aiken.

And of course, me, at 141lbs. in 1975, when I joined the Air Force.............6'1, 141lbs. 27" waist, named Tank, that's some humor right there. I finally "grew" into my name

local dr Peter C Fillerup

Clay Torres

I went to high school with 2 brothers first names were Dushon and Dragon

Went to high school with a girl last name Peters, married a friend of mine last name Cox!! DAMN