Whatta slappacious Caption Contest, Slap and Mrs McDuner has been rollin…With all the crazy abduction stuff Slap has been through, Mrs. McDuner is helping out with this top ten.

Please give CHEVOTA a big hand for bein a great sport with all the stuff he had to take, thanks a bunch CHEVOTA. Now for the top ten:

#10. Don't hate me because I am beautiful...—Posted by carmenae
#9. "Hey Chevota, I don't think the lesbians are buying it."—Posted by BOUNCERTIME
#8. Hey, YOU SAID we were going DRAG racing!!—Posted by CHEVOTA
#7. German Olympian Olga Spitznamen prepares for her spot in the 100 meter breast stroke –posted by kelster
#6. Slumpbuster has just taken on a completely new meaning.—Posted by Looney Duner
#5. i don't care who wins!!@! don't let me see that again!!!—posted by angry dad
#4. Welcome to "Guys Dressed up like Girls, Going Wild" –posted by flashpoint
#3. NEXT ON DR. PHIL, CHILDREN GROWING UP UNDER POWER LINES—posted by sand chucker
#2. "Socaldmax said he'd lower my rent if I did the house cleaning while wearing this!"—Posted by Kelster
AND DA WINNER IS:

#1. Welcome to Lips. I'll be your waitress tonight.—Posted by Rubberneck

Get yoself some Rubberneck, you be takin top honors for this Caption Contest… Slap’s got your address, so keep an eye out for a Slappy Package real soon…Good job.

Slap wants to thank everybody for playin. Another Caption Contest will be comin up soon, so keep an eye open…

Congrats Rubberneck.

DOH! Congrats Rubberneck....I was soooooooo close

COngrats.. Im still speechless on that one and scared for life as well.

CONGRATS RUBBERNUTS job well done...

good job rubbermoofer

nice job rubba-1-out...

Good job rubber, congrats

congrats rubber,

WOOOHOOO!!! Finally won one a caption contest! Thanks Slappy!

Yeah, after 13,788 posts.... finally one that was funny!

effen rubbermoofer ....way to go

So Steve is my rent goin' down if I dress like this more often??
Congrats Rubber

CHEVOTA you know he's just covering up his fantasies with you. Keep dressing like that. You already know why he let you move in there.

Good job rubb..........you're the weiner.

Thanks for the package Slappy!! Talk about customer service! It was delivered to the front door. Perfect timing too. I leave back for AZ tomorrow morning.

I was afraid to ask if that was Mrs. McDuner that you had delivering. I was still in shock that it was hand carried. My hand is now tired from putting my initials all over.

Thanks again!!! Now I have stickers for my truck.

We are talkin "Customer Service at it's finest" Rubber . Slap's got a few Whitecoats trained, chained, and whipped back in the packaging department, and Slap runs a tight ship...

And the accountant is amazin at her delivery speed. Strange things goin on Rubber, and Slap sure is diggin them...You oughtta see who runs our tanning bed department; very similar to our pal CHEVOTA and his creative apparel, but with banana peels...

OMG........ AND I STILL FEEL I HAVE TO LOVE HIM.... YOU DA MAN Slap, YOU DA MAN.



























SOMEHOW.... LOL JK

NICE ONE RUBBERNECK! BUT HECK THIRD AN'T TO BAD EITHER...

That is right...There are no losers...
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UNLESS YOU COME IN 2ND, 3RD, 4TH, AND SO ON...1ST PLACE IS THE ONLY PLACE TO BE -----IT DOWNRIGHT SUCKS TO LOSE...


Yeah, Slap knows that old saying, "Hey, it doesn't matter if we're losing, we're all having fun."



BUT HOT DAMN IT SURE IS A LOT MORE FUN WHEN YOU'RE WINNING

\YEEEEEEEEHHHHHAAAAAWWWW...

RIPPIN A BOWL, SINGIN A TUNE,
NOBODY DUNE LIKE SLAPPY DUNE...

OOOHHH SLAPPY GOTTA DANCE...

Chevota....I am completely speachless....

SHAKING THAT A$$, SHAKING THAT A$$ I DON'T CARE IF I WIN OR
LOSE. I JUST LIKE BEING AT THE PARRRTTAAAYYY!!!.............................

I'm glad I never saw that pic...

JD, it could hurt...

That's tops in my book..