DirtyWhiteBoy calls me and says let's meet at Cooks Corner for lunch on Sunday. Sure, not doing anything, should be a nice day for a ride. Send a txt Sunday morning he says be there at Noon, few others may join us, I say cool, see ya then.

I get to Cooks and it is PACKED!!! Must have been a thousand people there - no kidding. I drive thru the lot(s) and have to park on the street where I call DWB, he says he's in the lot and can squeeze me in so I go for lap 2, find him and park. Like a salmon swimming up stream we make our way inside for a cold beverage and walk around, grab a bite to eat and walk again.

Then it happened. There she was, like no one else in the crowd. People taking pictures of her next to her bike. I guess I was standing too close, staring, doing something that got her attention. Next thing I know I'm in her grip and I can't break free. I look around for a little help from DWB and all I see is him standing there with a smile on his face clicking away pic's on my Iphone.

When it was all over and SHE let me go I ask Craig "where were you on that one?" he replies "you're phone takes really fast pics"

I shake it off as we walk away, looking for a corner I can crawl into and have a little cry, out of view, but there is none to be found. We agree to make our way back to the bikes and go find somewhere for an ice cream.

Anyway, here are the pics.

What we saw from across the way
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and then it happens
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turns out Lauren has her own website laurenpowers.com
firefighter, model, actress, body builder

Thanks DWB wouldn't be the same story without pics.

How would you like to be the female in the relationship?

LOL.

You liked the abuse Matt. You know there are more pics that you cant post. She is very very built.

I thought you should've dropped her on her ass, but I looked again. I think she could've taken you. Good thing you road away in search of "ICE CREAM".

No doubt she could have taken me,,,I've never even thought of lifting this much weight much less doing it!

That's a man baby!lol not my type thats for sure.

Leave it to Craig to jump on the camera..

Very cool chick to pose for you and yuck it up a bit.

I like my women a little bit softer. She's a Chevy, Like a Rock!!

Okay Matt,

Now that its over, we all know you hit it, but how was it?

If i would have been INVITED, i make beable to help you out of the situation!!!! I hope your va-ja-ja is not hurt!

Wow! Funny.. i was watching THS ( True hollywood story) last week and they did an hour on woman body builders.
I think she was on there. I believe she is the one that does house calls. Men, from all over the world will fly in to
spend a few hours with her in her own home.. ( nothing sexual) ... Pretty sure it was her.

That's just not right!

Did you perform a cup check?

Where is the woman?

Little scary

Damn.. I'd hit that..














36 inch Crescent wrench..

You better pack a lunch!!

You get her digits Matt?

Afraid I'd lose one!!!!

I was, but after seeing these pics, I'm glad I was busy. That chick woulda broke me in two!!

There I fixed it for ya!

yeah you can not afford to have that happen again ........

That's nasty!

Wow! She's uhhhhh...


Buff!!!

Biker Babes, I learned a long time ago to stay very far away from them lol.

Matt's a big guy and she made him look tiny. Amazing to see her physique cause she still had the girl hips and little waist with boobs, big guns and shoulders, and some blonde hair. A lesbian's dream come true I told Matt.

Goods stuff!

Did she suck start her bike?

Isnt this where Angrybutcrack hangs out, maybe him with blond hair, just sayin

Oh NO!!! She is MUCH taller than ABC!

not only is that disgusting, you gotta assume she has some serious emotional problems if she feels the need to spend half her life in a gym, shooting up roids, to look like that.

Well then, I must be a lesbian....just sayin

......pretty sure that was originally equipped with one of these> 8==D

Haven't ridden out that way in years, wasn't sure the place still existed. Matt, Craig you guys ridden up Hwy 74 or is it 79 to "Hell's Kitchen", foods pretty good as well as the scenery and ICB's. Been a while since I did a recreational ride.

Doc, HK is off the 74, Ortega Highway. Craig like that place too, we rode there on Memorial day.

Give a shout out or call next time you guys decide to go, need to get out for sure, I'll pm my cell number to you both.

Have too love Lauren --http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L91VBhuorJQ

She was also on TLC--http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1hl5KTiTu4&playnext=1&list=PL37A291818A29E4D0

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Matt WAS the female in that relationship

I guess all I really wanna know is.......

Where' Matt's other hand?

I was supposed to go with you guys but I got the time wrong. Thank goodness now that I see that chick. I would have protected you Matt, she obviously would have preferred me anyway lol