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Crowdog
This isn't too big of a surprise once you find out who is puts out the magazine: National Wildlife Federation. But this blatant brainwashing is what we are up against. The greenies start their next generation off young and they are well financed and organized.

In the middle of a recent publication is a mini, three page comic book featuring Ranger Rick and his woodland buddies being terrorized by evil off-road vehicles:

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Found this response to the comic on another website:
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I appreciate the idea of teaching kids about pollution and protecting habitats and all that mush, but this made me want to box up one of the dozen fresh racoon road kills on the county highway and mail it to the magazine with a note saying, "Ranger Rick threw himself in the path of the oncoming ORV to save Scarlett. I am looking forward to the next issue when you will have, I don't doubt, an inspiring obituary highlighting the heroic actions of this valiant racoon."

Or, supposing they use an understudy to keep Ranger Rick pontificating to young subscribers everywhere, here's a storyline I'd like to see: Ranger Rick, down on his luck because he's out of a job as a Kyoto treaty consultant, is reduced to picking through garbage cans while angry homeowners take pot shots at him with Daisy air rifles. He's caught in a live trap and doomed to be dispatched until a young woman, canvassing the neighborhood to drum up support for John Kerry, sees him in distress and thinking she can save him, opens the trap door. Ranger Rick rushes out, bites her on the arm, and flees into the street...only to be run over by a Volvo station wagon with a Wellstone sticker on the bumper.  icon_biggrin.gif
Screamin Ian
I am sure that any kid that rides a quad for the first time will forget all about his pu**y friend ranger rick, and all his animal friends, creatures become extinct for a reason, how would it be if dinasours were still walking around? wouldnt that be pleasant?
KingGlamis
That makes me sick. 25barf.gif
Valkema
Yeah me too. All those tasty animals in one spot and the outlaw rider didn't even bring his rifle with him. icon_biggrin.gif

I've seen a lot more animals run over on the road, never seen one in the desert yet hmmm.
PimpShackDave
QUOTE (KingGlamis @ Aug 6 2004, 07:38 AM)
That makes me sick. 25barf.gif

This may be the one time the feeling's mutual. 25barf.gif
Fleshwound
25barf.gif argh give me a effing break, i wanna strangle those kind of ppl. and the person that did the cartoon angryfire.gif
Slappy
laughing.gif Slap be checkin out the little painter critter...Should be drawin a picture of Slap...
jrNE14SAND
angryfire.gif angryfire.gif PROPAGANDA IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE TO ME. A GOOD LESSON IS WORTH TEACHING BUT TEACHING COMES WITH RESPONSIBILITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY 2 CENTS angryfire.gif angryfire.gif angryfire.gif ok spoke my mind so i will give the kid back his keyboard icon_biggrin.gif
Buggyless
rolleyes.gif You can't possibly be surprised. This kind of crap goes on all the time. I wish they would paint a more realistic picture of this. How 'bout everyone picking up trash and so much else. Mother nature does more to endanger the critters than anything we do.
Chummin
I kilt an animal wit my VEEEE-HICK-ILE!!! icon_wink.gif
Kevin
i wouldnt even wipe my ass with that magazine, wouldnt want to get a rash icon_wink.gif
RideSand
CRAP
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