What are you getting me? At least I still crack meself up!

Do you know I have never had a Birthday Party, ever! Only office Christmas party's that happen to fall on my Birthday so next year I was thinking of having a huge party for myself! I want an 80's party and you are all invited!

I will buy you a gift but not paying postage so you have to come pick it up the gas will be $30.00 and your gift is $1.00 so i think i will call it even.

PS Happy Birthday

I asked for that! Good job getting me back... Im a smart azz for a girl and not that many of men can keep up with me.

Im getting you the same thing I got you last year. Mine is only 8 days away.

I got you a couple of these.....

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My sisters Birthday is the day after Christmas. She also has never had a birthday party and very few birthday presents that were not wrapped in christmas paper. One year when she wad 6 or 7 she invited all her friends over for a birthday party in June.... She just forgot to tell my Mom about it first.......

And if you think she had it bad a good friend of mines brother has the same 12/26 birthday and one year for his birthday he got a little brother for his birthday so not only did he have one of the worst days to have a birthday he got to share it as well....

I'm offering to give myself to you for 24 hours of passionate, sensual, affectionate and at times, rough and dirty, love-making.

Call me babe!

Those are the stained ones....

I hope you can have a happy birthday anyway. My mom has hers on the 27th. I have always got her at least 2 gifts and a birthday card since I had my 1st job in high school.

I dunno. I'm not sure her foot/ankle/shin can handle that much passion.

I'm not worried about getting you a present.



Jack in the Box is open 24/7.

holy chit man, that is funny! good one

You all kill me! So first I will put on the depends then sit in the chair and then call LL for a good time with my shins. Nice!

So the funny thing about the story above is that is how I got my name. My older brothers are twins and back then they kept you in the hospital longer so I was born on the 20th but my Mom didn't get home until X-Mas Eve so she put me under the tree as a gift for my older Brothers and called me Angel. Apparently they didn't want me.... They didn't understand why I didn't have a weanus.

I got a hug for you.


Its earning interest until I see you.

Awe, thanks... Im hoping to see sand next weekend! Mike is going, pad 2 as always and he bought a ham! Called to tell me last night. If your out there stop by Mike will be there for 10 days or so.

Did I mention that I look sorta like Sam Elliot?

We hooked up last night.

She slipped roofees in ma drink.

Oh reeeeaaaally?

did you have that same dream again, wash your sheets today

You mean 1/8 of a single roofie? That's all it would take for you.........

That picture is actually me in a cowboy hat..

Back in yore "stunt double" days?

Damn right..

You bet. Just have to get the hat. My mustache is already staring to turn grey.

y0re time is running out Angel! y0re not getting any younger and y0re b00bies aren't getting any firmer. Call me so you can experience a Don Juan.

Hey the twins are in the same place as the day I bought them almost 17yrs ago. Im getting older but they aren't! But from what I heard at the water cooler your having trouble getting firmer.

U got 4 days to shop for my B-day

Does that make 8 days since you said it twice? You know Im a blonde so dont confuse me. I will give you TLL since he is in the spirit of giving this year.

I'm going to need better proof.

You all f00king rock!!!

Love your sense of humor Angel.

To a nice Greek girl!

I carry my gift for you at all times..

Never leave home without it..






































A Greek razor.. for those tough areas under the arms..

OK you win! Flyin my flag! Thank you thank you thank you! Oh and JD Im not all that hairy but you come a close second for thinking of it.


gamisu vlaka malaka's! thank goodness none of you can speak greek!

Oh damn! Somebody talked!



That little chihuahua's got a big mouth on her!

It's your Birthday out here on the east coast. So, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I know a few words!

Happy Birthday to you

Thanks Everyone! Nothing like starting your own Birthday Threads days in advance huh? What Im not an attention ho, who said that?

It is 9am I just woke up and got my Monster on ice, the sun is shining and sitting in me pj's playing, don't have to work. Great day so far!

I'd like to play in your PJ's Happy Birthday Angel

Sorry Angel. U had ur chance...into the 18-22 y.o's!

My Daughter is taking me to dinner! Trying to decide if I want a little Mexican (no that does not mean you TLL) or Island Burgers! Either way her man is designated driver and her and I are drinking!

Happy bday

Angel, wish I wasn't working tonight, I'd stop in and buy you a round so I guess you'll have to give me a rain check on it. Take care, you girls enjoy the evening, glad you have a designated driver assigned for the night.

Bob "Doc" Savage

I'd hate for u to go alone; call me.

I should be more careful the way I phrase things

Maybe I should too. I would love to meet you someday. I hope your day was special....Chuck

Hope you had a great day! Happy Birthday!!
We seem to be the same age, but I am the old-timer, not you!