
YEEEEHHHAAAAWWW, SMACK TALKIN IS ALIVE AND WELL IN SLAP'S HOOD. Socal, how'd you know Slap likes you best?

Well, them shirts are hard to get, especially the single digits. And not only do you's get a shirt, there is a Champion Jacket up for grabs to the winner with your name embroidered on it and the date of the event...AAAANNND, a slapptacious trophy that will have your name etched on it that you get to keep till the next event. Oh yeah, lots of goodies...
Slap's got some good people taking care of the EPO for Slap.
Chums, are da ladies gettin under your skirt? um...skin?
Just a word to da folks talkin, Chums can hold it on...
MWB, Slap likes your style and your attitude...If you ain't showin up to win, then hot damn, get on out...!!!
YEEEEEEEEHHHHAWWW>>>>>>>>>SLAPPY GOTTA DANCE.