Well I'm old, ya know being a Scrammy is like having one foot in the grave... Crsty Don't pull the weight card, that's reserved for the boys at the hill...

yopu are gonna need more than aftermarket parts if we are judging this on the last EPO

So I can come over, kick you in the knee and see how you do?

I'm thinking way worse than 17th buddy...

It's not my fault you rode your daughter's bike.

What were you... 28 places behind me?

Thought so...

Your thinking of Perry. The other Fat guy.

Besides....My 4 year old don't want me breaking Her ATC70.

Is that what's going on in your avatar....checking to see if your excuses smell?

You dont' wanna mess with my epo record.... the average of all 5 of them is till better than your 17 finish...

8, 6, 10, 27, 6 = 11.4 Average

Big brother kissing da little sista's azz cuz I was faster...

At least I don't throw up on high speed dune runs...

And when I kick you in the knee and destroy your ACL, those number WILL change!

Hey I take pills for that now.

Im old, fat, ride a stock 04, and had an off day. What is everybody elses excuse, oh yea and beat over half of the field

Sure, just don't start dressing like him. I really don't think the pink skirt does anything for him aesthetically, much less his riding.

Can I come over and play!?

COUGH COUGH! #3..... if you want to do well in this race, you need to build some endurance and stamina... even if your quad doesnt have the power or aftermarket goodies, if you can hang on for those two laps and get off the quad and grab (or send someone to fetch you) a beer. you will have done quite well. I just wish next time. we could all go for a ride together. it seemed like everyone was dead right after it. id like to go duning. that is what we go to glamis for right ??
I think bugsy might make a top 5. he didnt hit any cones. and with his new upgrades and pressure, i think he'd do just fine. unless more new comers put him to shame... and keep him out of the top 5/.

Just an FYI for all of you, I have lost twenty three pounds and ya know what twenty three pounds is? Its just a shade over three horse power. Just thought I should let you all know so you can slack off on the pizza and beer diet, cause I don't want to hear any excuses when I whoop up on ya all next season.

Some like to call the extra wieght "Traction Control "

LOL!

nice job on the weight loss blackhawk!

that reminds me i need to stop eating so much, I can afford to loose about 25 lbs as well.


230lbs is a lot of weight to get up to speed.

SHE-RO!!!! im bustin booty too girlie! it sux but it makes all the diff when riding... miss you!!!

sounds like there will be a serious serving of AzzWhoppin coming down next season....

Gonna be sweet seeing the time difference next round...

I keep gaining

Time for some porting

I'm maintaining


time to work on stamina..... going for the longer rides, less stops...

Beat ya to it...

I'm definitely not getting any fatter

I know what to avoid so I don't get fat
but some people have been doing what they can to adjust that process

i cant wait to see! muscle weighs more then fat. i cant to afford to loose any weight. my problem is my crappy diet of fast food and way to much soda. caffine keeps me on my feet all day at work. i can go thru close to a six pack of soda a day. finally buying gatorade. go thru that stuff faster. blackhawk, your signature is something to think about. fastest couple, I'll have to get on alicia to pick up the pace next time. its competition in competition. lol. congrats on the weight loss. what the hell can i do to catch you?
hmm....

Practice, practice, practice.
Your right GWTT, now that Bryson's back is healed up the competition will be on between Bryson and Blackhawk. We will see who comes out fastest the next race.

What is this?




The Orpah weight loss thread?




All of the real contenders are in the Supporting Members thread.

Oh thanks! I thought this was all supposed to be for fun! I guess not! I better get on my weight loss plan and know that school is almost over i am going and try out the track! well see how that on goes!

WTF is this?



Team Jenny Craig?

Hey Hey Hey know! We are trying to become the best we can be and you are not helping! So you can just leave!

Since all the real members are in the supporting members thread, then what are you doing in here?

Just effin with Jenny's kids.

We are jenny's kids?

he's just as bored as you dear just give up

Fine! . . . . .

Hey, better than being Jerry's kids.

from the Voice of Experience^^^^^

Yes yes that is a lot better

Oh i am sorry

Well well, lookie who shows up...


I brought you quite a bit of Coke Classic in a cooler at the GD.com booth but I never did see ya all day! I was hopin to see ya, but at least I got a hug from your lovely wife!

I was there til around 230ish, and you know I would have had some Ice Cold Coke had I known you brought me some.. I do thank you for bringing it, even though I did not get to drink any....Maybe next time..

all i'm hearing is blah blah blah....

is this thread still here? I thought you all gave up knowing that I'm gonna whoop your asse$

I saw a pic of your quad at the Expo.






It was stuck on a cone....

Once again socal misses the TOP spot

As long as you realize I'm in the top spot, no need to rub it in anyone's face.

Subtlety is a fine art.

Just like you don't hit cones...