This is from my friend Jeff Beckley.
He's quite the character to say the least!

Ho Ho Ho, Merry F'in Xmas!
Hope everyone has got their shopping done and their oil changes finished.
The quads have been packed in the trailer with care,
Looking forward to duning, I soon shall be there.
I in my Fox Boxers and she in Fox thong,
Had just settled down to a red Xmas bong,
When out in the sand, there arose such a clatter
I jumped up and stepped in the deepfried Twinkie Batter
Jumping and cussing, flinging batter around,
I slipped out my trailer, fell prone on the ground
And what to my dazzlingly red eyes should appear
But a jolly red duner, handing me a beer
Sitting inside a red rail, and ready to play
Stenciled on the wind wing, it said,"$anta's $leigh"!
The reindeer are kept at the North Pole as pets,
Santa prefers LS1 power from Corvettes!
The jolly old fat man has horses to spare,
Making it easy to take to the air!
His eyes how the twinkled, as he gave me the beer,
From this jolly duner, I had nothing to fear.
He spoke not a word, as he revved his sand car,
Then he delivered presents, to every trailer near and far.
Then laying a finger inside of his nose
Pulled out a sandy booger, flicked it at his toes
He revved up the engine and dumped the clutch.
Took off like a rabbit, scared out of his hutch
I heard him excaim as he sped out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all and Duning's alright!"
Jeff B. Be safe in the Sand and Happy Holidays!

Jeff is a crack up. If you ever camp with him, take a Number 2 pencil with you!

Nice

Nice one Beckley! Thanks for posting that Mike!

that was good

I wish I could find my St Slappy story that I posted a couple of years ago. Slap can you help me out?

Dat put Slap into the Christmas spirit Mike330R, especially the sand booger, we all know what that is like ...Of course, it's goin into the McScrappbook

Dunaholic, Slap shall check the McScrappbook, it is definitely there...

Nice one. Peace