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> I cannot see
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> I cannot pee
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> I cannot chew
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> I cannot screw
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> My memory shrinks
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> My hearing stinks
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> No sense of smell
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> I look like hell
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> My body's drooping
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> Have trouble pooping
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> The Golden Years have come at last
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> The Golden Years can kiss my ass.
Can you relate Oldtimer??
