If your kids shoes are falling apart but you just put a turbo on your rail,

You might be a OHV addict.

If you see a sierra club sticker on a minivan and try to run it off the road:

You might be an OHV addict.

If your trailer or motorhome is nicer than the house you live in:
You might be an OHV addict.

If you're on this site:
You are an OHV addict

If can't pass algebra but you can tell me how to fix bumpsteer:
You might be an OHV addict.

If you now hear Top and Bottom end and automatically assume they're talking about a bike:
You might be an OHV addict.

If you cancell your kids dentist appointment so you can catch the offroad special on Spike tv:
You might be an OHV addict.

If you take dirt roads to get to work even though the freeway is faster:
You might be an OHV addict.

If you wish their were more dirt roads on your way to work:
You might be an OHV addict.

If your main monthly expense is gas:
You might be an OHV addict

If your wife said "it's either me or that stupid toy" and now your single:
You might be an OHV addict

If your 3 car garage is full, yet your cars are parked outside:
You might be an OHV addict

If you told your wife that the dentist said the kids didn't need braces, just so you could get that new trailer:
You might be an OHV addict

if it's 10AM and you're drinking a beer:
You might be an OHV addict.




Feel free to add to this list, it's pretty funn once you start, yet kinda sad too.

this is great I think I am an addict

ME TOO!!!!

Me too

that just about covers 110% of the moofers on GD.com

if your 30, and still live in your parents garage.....right next to your $50K+ rail.

if the toys in the trailer cost more than the trailer and truck pulling them.

IF YOUR PETS NAME IS "SANDY" OR "DUNE"

HHMM THATS NOT MMYYYY DOGS NAME ^^

<---------------- ADICT

There is no program in the world that'll cure me of my addiction

If you have to sell a toy to but a new toy, and only beacuse there is no room left in your garage ...

if you sing a tune called

Rippen a bowl singing a tune, nobody dune like slappy dune

IF YOU PUT MORE MONEY INTO A 70 THEN MOST PUT INTO THEIR -OTHER- DUNE MACHINE

sand becomes one of the basic food groups

#1 IF YOU HAVE A METH0D TO REMOVE SAND FROM YEAR EARS.....

#2 IF YOU EVER EATEN CORN/POTATO CHIPS AT 2:00am IN YOUR GARAGE
WITH AIR FILTER OIL ON YOUR HANDS....

#3 IN ALL YOUR FAMILY PICTURES YOU HAVE RACHOON EYES...

#4 IF YOU USE ROOSTED OR BRRRT IN NORMAL EVERYDAY SPEACH....

#5 IF YOUR YARD/WORK GLOVES ARE OLD RIDING GLOVES.....

#6 IF YOU USE ( G ) AND DON'T MEAN GANGSTER.....

#7 IF YOU KNOW WHAT THE (GOT SLAPPY?) STICKER ON THE CREW CAB
IN TRAFFIC MEANS......

#8 IF THE WORDS ( SLAPPY ) AND ( PACKAGE) DON'T SCARE YOU.......

#9 IF YOU USE THE WORD (PING) AND YOUR NOT AT THE COUNTRY CLUB...

#10 YOU HAVE A FRIEND THAT LOOKS LIKE A QUTIP AND ANSWERS TO
THE NAME (SLAPPY) AND YOUR HAPPY ABOUT IT.....

IF YOU CAN ANSWER ANY OF THE ABOVE Q's. YOU ARE AN ADICT
AND THERE IS NO HOPE OF A CURE!!!.......................THANK GOD..

If you tell your boss you need major winter holidays and 4 weeks in the winter off:


If see a Corvette but all you can think about is taking out the engine and putting it in your rail:

If the police have came to your house because of noise pollution and ended up staying and talking about your Rail/bikes new engine:

If the paintjob on your rail/bike is worth more than your wifes engagment right and wedding rignt combined:

If you bought more than half your movie collection at the SSSS:

If the SSSS is a yearly ritual in your house:

If you only shop Ebay for bike parts and sandrail parts:

If you tell your boss you need major winter holidays and 4 weeks in the winter off:


If see a Corvette but all you can think about is taking out the engine and putting it in your rail:

If the police have came to your house because of noise pollution and ended up staying and talking about your Rail/bikes new engine:

If the paintjob on your rail/bike is worth more than your wifes engagment right and wedding rignt combined:

If you bought more than half your movie collection at the SSSS:

If the SSSS is a yearly ritual in your house:

If you only shop Ebay for bike parts and sandrail parts:

ok ok i'm addicted

SLAP IS ROLLING

"When instead of having pictures of yo family up on da wall, you gots a pic of your McSlappmachine..."

"When you couldn't be more proud when a member of the baddest army online says they love the Algodones Dunes Sunflower shining in the sun on a cold winters morning...Oh yeah!"

<<<< is 120% in with Glamis!

feels like your world is caving in every time you have to cancel a trip to the sand.


you get the chills every time you see the sand from the freeway on the drive in


you get a tear in your eye when you see the sand in your rear view mirror on the way out and whisper "dont worry, I will be back soon"

When your dog is named Baja Buggy...

When you know what octane ratings do...

When you can hear a VW driving down the street, 3 miles away and you say out loud, to no one in particular... "That car is running rich!"

When you drive a peice of chit car to work to save money, so you can drive your favorite vehicle on the weeknds... to glamis.

When you know what "moofer" means and how to properly use it in a sentance.

When you can barely send an e-mail, but you regularly use 4 different Glamis websites.

When you are proud to be in "The Brotherhood"!

Amen Pastor to all of those

When your neighbors think someone in your family must have died because it's winter and you've been home TWO weekends in a row...

When your trailer is stocked better than your home...

If someone invites you to an event and you say you can't make it and they automatically reply, "Oh, you'll be in Glamis?"

If your boss automatically tells you to have a good time in the desert because it's Friday...

If you scour the neighborhood for xmas trees so you can light them on New Year's Eve...

1. YOU MIGHT BE AN ADDICT IF YOU SPREAD SAND ON YOUR GARAGE FLOOR.

2. YOU MIGHT BE AN ADDICT IF YOU PREFER TO PEE OUTDOORS.

3. YOU MIGHT BE AN ADDICT IF YOUR KIDS MISS SCHOOL, REGULARLY, TO RIDE THE DUNES.

4. YOU MIGHT BE AN ADDICT IF BEER HAS BECOME A PERFECTLY LOGICAL REPLACEMENT FOR WATER.

5. YOU MIGHT BE AN ADDICT IF YOU CAN'T SLEEP WITHOUT THE SOUND OF A PASSING TRAIN.

6. YOU MIGHT BE AN ADDICT IF YOU STOP ON THE SIDE OF THE FREEWAY TO GET A CLOSE LOOK AT MR. RED TAIL.

7. YOU MIGHT BE AN ADDICT IF YOU FIND YOURSELF WONDERING..."WHO THE HELL IS SLAPPY!?"

8. YOU MIGHT BE AN ADDICT IF THE WORD "POKER" HAS NO REFERENCE TO FIREPLACES, ANATOMY, OR LAS VEGAS.

9. YOU MIGHT BE AN ADDICT IF YOU SERIOUSLY CONSIDER SELLING YOUR HOME AND MOVING INTO A TENT TO BUY THE LATEST EQUIPMENT...ALL OF IT.

10. YOU MIGHT BE AN ADDICT IF SAND IN YOUR CRACK IS A THOROUGHLY ACCEPTABLE CONDITION.

YOU HAVE MANY BOTTLES OF SAND ON YOUR DESK, AND YOU OPEN EVERY ONE EVERYDAY JUST TO FEEL THE STUFF INSIDE AND TO GET THE SMILE ONLY ONE THING CAN DELIVER

If your kids teacher asks what their daddy does for work and they say "he's a proffessional offroad driver"

If it's friday and your driving home and see motorhomes and trailers driving towards the 10E and mumble "lucky bastards"

If you have no idea what's goin on in iraq but are up to date on the details of the latest ASA meeting with the CBD:

If you see a Flatbill in a lifted truck with a Metal Mulisha sticker on the back and get mad:

If you have more than 2 pictures of your sandtoy in your office:

If those pictures are in front of your family pictures:

If you're trailer is loaded more than the allowable weight. Peace

<---- Deffinatly an addict. I could use a hit right about now

If someone mentions sand you automaticly think about the dunes, while they were talking about the beach instead.

You go the the delarship just to oggle the newst modles.

You went to the SSSS for youe honeymoon.

You know that more horsepower is always better.

uhhhhh.....my name is Desertdogs, and I'm addicted to sand

Iff your buggy gets more attention than your wife, you might be.........

If you drive all the way across the country to do it. Peace

if you go to your daughters wedding in vegas and only think of glamis you might be

On the weekends you can't go, you spend all your time sitting in the buggy planning your next ride.

You might be an addict

IF YOU GET A CHIRSTMAS CARD TO YOUR FAMILY
FROM THE ER STAFF AT BRAWLY GENERAL........

You go to Hawaii for vacation and the first thing you do is one of those ATV tours

You might be a addict it......

You can only think about what quad your gonna get....
You can only plan your weekends if they include a trip to the dunes....
If you get jealous when others are going to the dunes and you aren't...
If you realize that you talk about the dunes with your co-workers and they don't know what you are talking about.
If your computer desktop picture is of the dunes....

when you have a diecast modle of your ATV on your desk at work ....and on a daily basis you reenact crashes you saw the weekend b4!