Hey Dr. Slap i know you got your physcology merit badge in Boy scouts, and you've taken that 3 week course on "How to be a better stick" , and then there was that time you went to the shrink for counseling with your........well......you know "orientation issues".....So being that you're pretty well edumacated on the way the brain works and all, i was wondering if you can help me out.

Well you see it all started a couple years back, i don't know if i really knew what i was getting myself into but it happened and we cant change the past. Well i learned to deal with my addiction and i learned to live with the side effects as well as those 3-5 day highs. Now that it's the "season" and everything i'm afraid my cravings have been getting worse lately, i can't sleep, i can't think, i can't eat.......wait...no i can eat alright, but it's just gotten to the point of being a 24/7 thought. I go to bed and it's in my dreams! Slap you gotta help me here buddy, i don't know if this condition of mine is ever gonna stop, not like i want it to because when it's good........it's oh so good!

Slap, i gotta admit man, it's a drug.......and it's good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GLAMIS IS GOOD

see you in the dunes stick man, bring your slapmachine and get ready to be Mcslappified cuz it's the season of giving and ringing in the new years and what better place to do it than the greatest place on earth.....Mother G!!!!!!!!

nice post cody

yep, your a freakin addict

We gotta go dune again sometime, Cody...

YOUR NOT ALONE IN THIS! YOUR NOT ALONE AT ALL!

S&S, Slap understands what you be going through, and there is an antidote. But first, Slap is gonna put this beautimus piece in the McScrappbook .

Now, this problem (rather a sickness) that you have requires immediate attention, or the result is mental insanity. Slap has had bouts of this insanity, and it could get real real ugly, especially if you find yourself around a lot of sexual toys ...um...we'll just stay away from that one. However, this problem does have an antidote, and it's called...MOTHER GLAMIS .


But, you seem to have a grasp of things, and you know what it is that you need to do, so Slap is not too worried about you. As for those dreams, please send them through mental manipulation to all of the SlapArmy so we can rock and roll with you in those dreams...


YEEEEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAAWWWWW S&S, YOU ARE NO DOUBT ADDICTED!!!

Drink till you pass out each night to get you through till the next trip..

^^^^there is some sound advice right there

good advice

good medicine