Great question SailAway,
Getting down to the nitty gritty…Slap would love to make billboard/sign type wooden displays of wildlife that is indigenous to Glamis, or just passing through, and place them on her. Slap would work with the Fish and Game Associations Desert Ecologists in creating accurate pictorial displays and written information of each plant and animal. You know,
The Algodones Dunes Sunflower blooms beautimus yellow flowers from March to May, and again from October to January. They are found in Mother G only, and they be considered a species of concern.” Somethin to that effect…
And of course, designed McScrappbook Style by Slappy hisself. Hot damn Slappy getting goosebumps…
Place them along da wash road, Gecko, vender, Osbourne…And, Slap talked with Ms. Fringe about this. She says she wants her own sign, and won’t be sharing with Mr. Red or Ms. Fox, so we probably gonna give each critter their very own…She gave Slap a ‘Fringe’ up on dat if it comes through…They would look real sweet and would be best viewed on the East side of Wash Rd, but West of da train tracks, in line with or next to da poles. (Slap would love to do some serious touch up to the tressles also, but dat be later)…Place signs down Gecko Road at pads and bathrooms…Now, let yo imagination go for a second. Imagine your trek to the doo doo spot if you was on Gecko, it could go like this:

OOOHHH how nice your stop could be…
Then provide a GPS coordinate to one of the many landmarks on Mother G, such as Olds, China, or da Plane Crash Site, and put it on the sign. Each sign will have only one coordinate. So to get another, you gots to check out another sign. And did Slap say that the signs have to be custom?? OOOHH YEA, nothing but the best for Mother G…
Good, fun information dat would no doubt benefit all of us…
Slap's got all kinds of ideas for Mother, this is just one of them...
AND REMOVE THE CLOSURE STAKES FOR CHRISTSAKE!!!!
[ 01-13-2003, 08:50 PM: Message edited by: Slappy ]