One night last month, Slappy sittin by da fire, enjoying the wonderful sunset dat Mother Glamis provided for Slappy. Slappy was cookin up some slappified chicken when all of a sudden, a gorgeous beauty came strollin into camp, looking like she wanted to join the Slapster.

Slappy of course told her that he would be honored to have her join him for supper. Slappy's lovely friend was Mrs. Fox. Slappy and Mrs. Fox enjoyed chicken thighs, potato salad, and even oreo's for dessert. Mrs. Fox even brought her little baby with her, but didn't allow her to get close to Slappy, she stayed off in da distance. However, Mrs. Fox did take her little baby some good grub that Slappy made for her.

As da night went on, Mrs. Fox musta had too much to drink, cuz she started tellin Slappy that 'nobody dune like Mrs. Fox dune. Slappy didn't like that, NOBODY DUNE LIKE SLAPPY DUNE! She kept on edgin Slappy to come out and play in the night, because as she says, the night time is the time when real duners come out and play. Well, Slappy was waaaaaaaayyyyy too comfortable to get on the McSlappmachine and show her what for, so Mrs. Fox stole Slappy's last piece of chicken and roosted his fire. Right at that moment, Slappy snapped a picture and cought Mrs. Fox in a full blown Roost. Slappy wanna say this, she be one bad ais Night Duner.

Slappy loved every minute with Mrs. Fox, and she wished Slappy well, and hopes to see him soon. Slappy made a friend that night.



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hey slappy that is a good story, is it true? i would have to believe that Mrs. Fox probably dune alot better than Slappy dune.lol. just wondering if this is a true story or just another great tale about glamis that you imagined?

nice picture and great story.

Cool pic Slap, Nature at its finest...we can learn alot from it!

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WOW Slappy. What a pretty fox. You're lucky to get that close to one. Hey, Where were you camped? Also, are you going to make it to the next bash?

Slappy and Mrs. Fox had a beautimus time together. AND, Slappy wanna say it be all true. Slappy even got some great pics of Mr. Great Horned Owl, the subject of Slappy's last riddle, although that pic Slappy did not take himself.

And, Slappy's favorite spot:



OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHSlappy be feelin good right now!! Slappy gotta go dance!!!






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Slappy, you da coolest mo fo to share dat wit all of us, how was my slapbonics? ha ha, you didnt answer, gonna be there 23-25,
slapster?

Hey Slappy,
We've had visits from Ms. Fox too.
We used to camp on the West side of the canal and were often visited at night by various "natural duners". One time we were visited by an all white fox. We were thinking it was an albino. If I can find my photos, I'll scan and post them.

Slappy gonna be up north for a small gatherin around dat time FHJ, but if you go, try to find Ms. Fox for Slappy, she is one really cool chick. Slappy wanna add dat she love cooked chicken with just a dap of terriyaki sauce. Oh Slappy forget, she be lovin da double stuffed oreo's too.

FHJ, you got da Slapstick rap down my brotheren, you been doin your homework. Oh, by the way, that be you and Kenny on da cover of da board isn't it?

Slappy Great story and pix BUT Slappy Oreo's are bad for Foxes. It's not part of their natural diet. Thats why we don't see Oreo trees out at mother Glamis. Oh No maybe they use to grow there but all us duneres made them extinct. SHHHH

BTW Da chicken looks a little burnt.

Hi there JonRyder, Slappy here. Ms. Fox just loved them double stuffers, Slappy think she liked da filling the best. AND, she tell Slappy that she like her chicken really cooked, she says it gives her good ruffa-ge.

Slappy figure it like this: If Slappy can assist in anyway to feed Ms. Fox and her baby without her havin to hunt down food, where there be a high percentage of failure to even find food, then Slappy gonna do what he gotta do. And, there ain't nothin wrong with a nice warm meal every once in awhile, especially for someone as sweet as Ms. Fox.

Slappy know dat most, if not all food scra-pps(peanut shells, cookies, bread, etc...)left behind by campers are gobbled up by the wildlife inhabiting Mother Glamis very quickly. Next time you out there, throw out some munchies before you go to sleep, and da next mornin you will find them munchies be gone, and the only thing left behind be their tracks. It be fun, animals come a runnin.

If Slappy wanna talk about da ingredient contents and nutritious factors of live food compared to man made foods, then Slappy would note that the ingredients in one Oreo double stuffer compared to one desert mouse is better due to its high content of ingredients, allowing for a more calorie intake, in turn prolonging energy levels and sustaining life for longer periods.

Ya know what, da only thing Ms. Fox said was, "GOT MILK"! Slappy gone!





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Good logic, Slapster!
Buuuuuuuttttt.....
Figuring a Fox to be a canine it would be my guess that chocolate would be something to avoid giving to them.

I like the "Higher calorie content" idea though!

Vor

PS: BEAUTIFUL PICTURE! I want to take pictures like that!


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Slappy think dat be a very good point Pastor, Slappy gonna switch to Peanut Butter cookies.

Slappy remember watchin da discovery channel a few years back, and the same subject came up about natural foods and man made foods and da nutritious factors that come with them. And it all focused on da calorie intake. Slappy try to tell dat to Mrs. McDuner, but she not listen. It seemed a little ironic to Slappy dat da stuff dat be bad was considered better, but only for short periods, than the good stuff. HMMMM, maybe Slappy should switch to eatin desert mice???????Slappy gone!

hey there Slappy, you know I thought you were done,and it was only once or twice or even a fluke maybe, and it was over, but no, you never cease to amaze me!!!!!! Mo Fo you be Slappin up a mean rhyme with all that seemingly endless knowledge of all. Mrs. fox looks so content with that wonderful feast, on her way to share with the youngens I`m sure.Love the oreos too bro, maybe hurt them if they eat it all the time, but what a wonderful treat for your pals, if every fox got one oreo in a lifetime, they could be so lucky, so feed away!! your pals are lucky to have you, yeah thats Kenny and I, oh yeah I was workin on this one: da dune pics be McFabulous, wit da sweet ripples ready to be tore up wit da McSlapmachine, "Copa....copa cabana....."(whatever Barry says)I be singin, screamin` n dancin! whistlen wit mr red tail. You too can get hooked on slapbonics at home wit da vid fo 39.95

Now that we know what the secret spot looks like maybe I can find it and take a picture this weekend.......sounds like an adventure....

Brotheren, thanks for da kind words, and that be one hell of a promo for da video, man you be good. Ya know what, Ms. Fox be real funny; she eats a little, then runs da rest out to da little one, then comes strollin back in.



Markiemark,if you do find da secret spot, look for da Milkvetch. Slappy has had some serious moments in that little place, a place where Mother Glamis and Slappy bond together.



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Let me tell you Slappy Mcdunner is one hell of a cook as is Mrs Mcdunner.**arf arf* That Jon Ryder and VOR are right though. This family left how do you say... chocolate
out one night after they burnt these white puffy thing and put your "chocolate" in with the hot white mushy things between what looked like the cardboad from your mmmmm...Beer containers. It looked funny to me but the little ones of you asked for "Smore" Anyway once all you humans went into your dens I pealed off some of that black and shinny paper and ate alot of your "chocolate" That backed me up for weeks. Ya know what helps? This weed that grows out here. You guys don't ride much where the weed grows anymore. Why is that?
I like watching you all who think they can get around what slappy calls "Mother Glamis"
I call it Bark whine whine EWWWEEE uff That means home in my language.

Slappy heres an idea come out and find me again before you start with the beverages. or if I come to your camp give me a beverage and I'll hang till morning the we'll see who can Slappify the dunes! Hi all and thanks for having me Slapified fox Bark!

hi slapified fox

Dat be one interesting piece there JonRyder, Slappy gonna have to slip it into da McS****pbook for creativity alone, good job.