a little heavier giggly type, maybe 5`8 or 5`10 class clown , 40 to 45, hey, once again it sounds like Dune, ever see his McSlapmachine?

Hey jason, is slappy your uncle ROB?

OK FHJ i think that slappy is 5'10" about 35 yrs old drives a flamming gay jumper. quite type who fancies himself as a ladies man. HAHAHA

Esco... Rob is crazy but he isnt SLAPPY crazy...

Slappy be tall, DARK, handsome, funny(lookin sometimes), a charm wit da ladies, physically built like an Olympic Gymnast, and he be havin da ability to have conversations wit Mother Glamis herself, along with all da animals and plants(Slapps psychiatrist still think he should be locked up for dat one, but they haven't found him yet); OOOHHHHHH his ride be da SLAPPDADDYMCNASTIFIEDSNAGGLYTOOTHMCSLAPPMACHINE. Slappy be havin dat mole removed real soon dat be right on da bottom of.. ...oops, wait a minute, his......elbow.....yeah, dats it....Slapps elbow........

He looks like a combination of Bigfoot, the Chupacabre, LockNess, a Giant Squid, part Alien and the Kennedy shooter on the grassy knoll all rolled up into one.

Since no one really knows what he looks like.....

Hold on, Slappy forgot somethin. Don't mind da splotchy patches on Slaps face, da doctor be sayin they not be contagious, and dat the gel he gave the Slapster to put on them patches will work, Slappy just gotta give it some time. Slap think they came from Taco's floating foot odor dat created MILKZILLA, but Slappy never know.

He is one nasty smellin, Ca. qu**r, goat ropin,verbal abusive, triple-casin, hole-shot pullin, thumb up his arse, non-drug usin, straight laced, Mother G loving FOOL. But God knows we love him. And i'm sure his Mother do too. Peace.

All I know is that every time I hear the Mc Slappster, I think of the Chef. from South Park, but with more edjumication & poetic harmony!

When I think of Slapster.. I think of
Grizley Adams, the trapper dude. Totally one with nature... but don't mess with him or he'll tear ya a new one!
As for the McSlap machine! who knows.. I figure it has 2, 3 or 4 wheels, probably one or two cylinders and either handlebars or a steering wheel. I think I am close!

Vor

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May the Dune Gods Smile Upon You
The Church of the Shifting Sands

When I think of Slappy I think of Hommie Da Clown from In Living Color!!!

Hommie don't play dat!

Yep, Slappy is the redneck version of Homie de clown. Gotta lov it though!!!!!!!

this u Slappy?

LOL, . Dis be Slappy in his better days, when da Slapster was much thinner. Esco_Man, did you get this picture from Momma McDuner? Man, Slappy looked so good, and boy was he in shape. Wonderful pic Esco_Man, don't tell anybody dat this be Slappy, Slappy wanna keep it secret.

HeHeee,
Hey Slappy,
Who is the guy laying down next to you?

LOL Dat be a good one too Robbie, Slappy rollin........

I know, I've seen him, but I'm not tellin'

He did say if Dune Squad plays at the next Golf Tourney, he might belt out a tune for us.

Man them be some oldie but goody posts...

<------------------------------- I got My Pic taken with Slap

and that is the only pic we will ever see of the legend....

I saw that moofer... Looked kinda like a stud movie star...

(Like me)

nuff said---

Slap be gettin down wid his bad self!

But, I see why he prefers to wear the helmet...

I don't know, but I think Slap and I could take it to the TOP at the next golf tourney.

What do you say Slap?

LOL, Slap just loooooooves da sand...Can't for da life of Slap stay out of it PWR . HMMM, Slap thinks you are right about that one!

HEY, SLAP WAS GETTIN ON DOWN TO SOME BABY GOT BACK RIGHT THERE MIKE330R, HOW DA HECK DID YOU STEAL DAT PIC? HEY, CHECK OUT MRS. MCDUNER LOOKIN AT SLAP AND SAYING, "DAMN, HE BE ONE FINE LOOKIN, BOOGY COOKIN, TOE-TAPPIN SWINGER...CAN'T WAIT TO GET HIM HOME." um...uh...Don't ya think she's sayin dat ??

LOL, I have ways of getting camera in to places ya know

Yes that is exactly what she is saying *eye roll*

i think she's sayin...

"omg...he jus riped his pants!!!!!"

Slap posed with a stranger he met in da dunes, and his wife took a pic of us...damn, check out Slap and his strong jaw, photegenic eyes, and striking good looks. WHEW, gotta hide dat shot from Mrs. McD, she'll get all over Slap...

nice pic...

but no way that is you...

the slap i know is a twig!!!!!!

I heard that...

on a cool Glamis night
with the moon shining bright,
going east you can hear
a locomotive draws near,
if you approach the track
carefully lay on your back,
you can hear the wind sing
as it tells you one thing,
it's loud and it's clear...
"SLAPPY WAS HERE"

Thats beautiful Hozay

Thank ya much WJ

think I'll call it "Ode to the Night Train"

Sounds good


Slaps gona love that one

SOMEBODY put a hidden camera in Slappy's trailer and caught him on tape:































OOOHHHH...SLAP DIDN'T KNOW DAT ONE WAS PUT OUT THERE...

That's talent right there, nice work

HOZAY, MAAAAAAAAAN DAT WAS BEAUTIMUS, AND IT IS GOING DIRECTLY INTO THE MCSCRAPPBOOK.

if you blink you'll miss him

after all looking at that sunset you missed him

that was a buet

Thanks, lemme try for a moofer twofer

Since the thread is actually about Slappy...

"About Slappy, in G minor"

I heard many tales
of a man they say
loves Mother G
and lives to play

Ripping a bowl
and singing a tune
while sipping his wine
beneath a full moon

with the dune sunflower
he’ll dance on his toes
or catnap in fields of
milkvetch and primrose

Flying with the hawks
in the blue desert sky
or howling along with
the coyotes night cry

true friend to all flora
and the fauna you see
he shares their stories
with you and with me

Protector of dunes
a champion of thee
but how did this cryptic
identity come to be?

Not all questions need answers
and rightfully so
but he’ll be with you in Glamis
of this I know…

YOU ALL KNOW WHAT SLAPPY LOOKS LIKE!

HE IS A GLAMIS DAWN
A WIND SWEPT DUNE
A FOURTH GEAR WHEELY
THE BUMP IN YOUR TUMMY WHEN YOU GET AIR
THE LOOK IN THE EYES AFTER SOMEONES FIRST DUNE RIDE
HES THE OLD GUY AT THE HILL,THAT REMEMBERS "BACK WHEN"
HES THE YOUNGSTER WHO LISTENS TO "THE BACK WHENS"
HE IS THE ROOST FROM A PADDLE
HE IS THE ROAR OF A V8 RACING THE DRAGS
HE IS THE WHISPER OF A BREEZE GOING THROUGH THE TREES
THE LIGHT RAIN THAT MAKES THE WASHES BLOOM
HE IS THE STRANGERS WHO STOP TO HELP DIG OUT YOUR RIG
HES THAT GUY WITH THE TOW STRAP WHO WON'T TAKE YOUR CASH
HE IS THE HOWL OF MR. COYOTE AT A SPRING FULL MOON

SLAPPYS MY FREIND, WHOM I'VE LOOKED IN THE EYE
IF YOU LOOK HARD ENOUGH ... YOU'LL SEE HIM TOO

........................................................................................SANDCHUCKER

HOT DARN THERE BE A COUPLE MORE HEADING INTO THE MCSCRAPPBOOK

BEAUTIMUS, DOWNRIGHT BEAUTIMUS...SLAP THINKS Y'ALL ARE GETTIN WHAT DA SLAPSTER IS ALL ABOUT

Nice Chucker