MMM...funny how their forums were both cleaned up a bit. No other moderator decided to clean up their rooms...perhaps it is two rooms, and one moderator?

You got it PJ, but it's kinda old news. Me and FHJ are fully convinced of the VOR-Slappy connection. He won't ever admit it. One of these days he's gonna slip though, AND THE GOON WILL BE THERE!
-The Goon-


[This message has been edited by DuneGoon (edited 05-02-2001).]

I'M WITH YOU SUPERGOON- IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT TO COME- WHEN IT DOES, "TACO GONNA DANCE!"

I don't know VOR...only seen the Slapnad in the dunes (kinda blurry like)...I think they (he?) may have you fooled on this one...the Slapster and the VOR are not the same. Why? Too much work to handle two boards and... Y'ALL NEVER SEEN SLAPPY DUNE! Once you do, you never forget 'cause NO ONE DUNE LIKE SLAPPY DUNE! Slap on!

Well, I for one am flattered that so many of you feel that I could be Slappy.
If it helps to keep the Slapsters secret then thats GREAT!

Won't you be suprised when you all find out that Slappy is actually

Judge Alsop

Hahaha

Keep on Dunin!

Vor

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The Church of the Shifting Dunes

Correct me if I'm wrong, but a while back didn't SLAPPY say he wanted to step up to a QUAD? Now at the last gathering wasn't VOR riding a ATC185s. That could be a real slappy machine or slap your a$$ machine. Makes you think don't it.

VOR now it's your turn to be slappy Hahahaha

Who will be next? :

Only one problem Dune, the 185s that Vor was riding is mine.

Sha

I still think slappy is Dune.

Having delt with both VOR and Slappy off the board I can't be convinced they're the same.

Unless....our good pastor has an actual medical condition and fully slips personality from time to time!

The more I hear from Slappy the more I convinced I become that he actually talks like that 24/7/365. I expected it to be toned down in e-mail but nope...(and tracing that e-mail back it did NOT come from VOR or anywhere I know VOR to have an account) It also goes with my image of Slappy as an old school mountian man who's spent enough time with mother nature to be able to see things clearly and rationally. Unlike may of those who sit in their expensive offices all day and try to take the dunes away from us.

I've got a few other ideas about the Slapster but I'm having fun not sharing them yet. He seems to have some mighty tough skin (probably from all those years in the desert) but I'd rather not risk finding out what it's like to make the Slapster mad. I remember that story about him at the gas station

I didn't know that Slappy ever got mad. Tell me more about this gas station incedent.
-The Goon-

Slappy got in a little discussion awhile ago wit an enviro-person. Slappy post it for you Mr. DuneGoon.

Slappy and Enviro at Gas Station

Don’t know about you, but Slappy have loooonnnnnnng week. To top it off, Slappy get in discussion with enviro person. Well, word ‘discussion’ a little too mild for way Slappy feel right now. Slappy feel good, just hope messege get across.

Slappy at gas station filling truck, with bike in back, slap tappin’ to Robert Preston singing‘Trouble’ from the Slapsters Music Man tape. Slappy notice an elderly lady walkin behind Slappy’s truck goin to her car. She see da McSlappmachine and make a remark to Slapp, “Oh, your one of those.” Slappy not have good day, so of course, Slappy have to respond in a kind of ****py Slappy way, “What be one of ‘those’ be dat you say to Slappy? She says, “You off-roaders are all alike, destroying nature with your loud music and motorbikes.” Hell, Slappy only playing da Music Man, what crawledupdischicksais? Slappy ask what he has done? She say, “The vegetation and forests are being destroyed by radicals like you who have no feelings for nature. You people are heartless and selfish.” Slappy heart rate go up, along with his temperature.

Slappy take this opportunity and grab squeegee from bucket and start cleaning ladies windows; Slapster have somethin to say. Slappy ask her to look around; what do she see? Slappy answer for her, “You see nothing but beautiful vegetation growing and thriving in cohabitation with Slappy-kind, and THOSE be human kind.” Slappy then takes out of his wallet a small picture of San Diego, dated way before even the great Grand Slapp Pappy. Slappy hand her picture and get back to cleaning her windows. Slapp continue, “Mam, that picture shows barren rolling hills with nothing growing from the ground except a faint hue of heat waves.” San Diego be Slapps barrio by the way. Anyway, Slappy continue, “San Diego was nothing but a desert, totally unslappylike!” Slappy then asks enviro lady to look at golf course across valley from where we standin’. Slapp then continue, “Look at that slapplike golf course surrounded and blanketed with HUGE oak and eucalyptus trees, not to mention the numerous variations of shrubs, flowers, grass, man-made lakes, etc...most, if not all, planted by human kind, the SLAPPY KIND. We is planting vegetation at an alarming rate, faster than what is being taken. Slappy-kind is creating entire eco-systems that would have never existed unless slappy-kind be involved. AND, did you know that there are more forests today than there ever has been? Slappy not stop now, he on a roll, “And mam, take a look at any new housing development; new plants, new trees, grasses, shrubs, some of them new species created by slappy-kind, distributed and planted by the thousands every single day. So mam, don’t try to make Slappy feel bad about being Slappy. Slappy is proud to be slappy-kind.”

Slappy finish ladies windows then thought, “why Slappy cleaning windows, it be raining out, dat be pretty stupid of Slappy”. That’s o.k. Slappy needed to vent anyway, and hopefully enviro-person appreciates what Slappy do for her. Slappy take back picture, replace his gas hose, and drive away.

Don’t ever try to make Slappy feel wrong for being SLAPPY KIND, it da only kind to be! SLAPPY GONE!!!!!

Thanks for re-posting that Slappy. I don't know how I missed it the first time. Great story!
-The Goon-

Fabulous story Slappy! It reminds us all that we are creating and not just taking away. Now I want to go plant a lawn in my back yard.

Sha