Hey Slappy, a few questions for ya. Can a fellow duner such as myself buy one of your McSlappified T-shirts, or do I have to win one? Also, can you tell us a little about what the design looks like? This next question you may have answered before, but I don't remember (too many McBeers). Does the Slapster dune anywhere besides Mother G?
Take 'er easy Slap,
Doug

Hi there KingGlamis, Slappy here. Well, da Slapster pretty much do only Mother G , she loooooove Slappy sooooo much, dat he be feelin like he be cheatin on her if he ride anywhere else. She take real good care of Slappy. Slappy has done all of da Imperial Sand Dunes Recreation area, but it's been a looooong time since Slappy been to Gordons or Buttercup. Slappy have all kindsa friends at Mother Gs, and he have created very close, personal relationships with Mr. Red Tail and Ms. Fox, they just love to see da Slapster. Oh, BTW, did Slappy tell you dat he had a long talk wit Mr. Milkvetch da other day? Man, he be an ornry old coot. He even told Slappy a whole buncha jokes, and wanted Slappy to tell dis one specifically:

What do you get when you cross an Enviro-wacko with a pound of prunes?

:a person dat spews c-r-a-p from both ends!

Man, Mr. Milkvetch told a bunch dat day, but Slappy can't repeat a lot of them, they be nasty. Anyway, back to da questions KingGlamis. Up to dis point, you gotta win a riddle, caption contest, or Best a da Month award to receive a Slappified T-shirt. Slappy havin more of them made right at dis very moment. Da first design be sayin: WHO THE HELL IS SLAPPY? And da next design......OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH MAN, THEY BE DOWNRIGHTMCFLAPPTIDDLYUMPTIMONIOUS! Slappy just saw da final print, a totally different concenpt, Mother Glamis would be proud of Slappy on dis one. Slappy can't wait to post da picture of them. But, Slappy don't want to ruin da suprise yet KG, so Slappy gonna have to keep it a secret.

KingGlamis, could you e-mail da Slapster at slappymcduner@hotmail.com? Slappy wanna fill ya in a little more on da shirts, if dat be o.k. Slappy gone!



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Doug,
Here's Kennie wearing a McSlapified T-Shirt


Vor

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Thanks Vor

Those are the original shirts...i think for this next set slapps got a trick up his sleeves...

Dat be a wonderful shot of Kennie, he be fillin out dat shirt real good. Da ladies must go crazy over him. Man, Kennie be real tall, look at da people standin in front of him. Kennie must play basketball. Slappy wanna throw a big thanks to you Pastor for puttin dat shot up in da neighborhood. And, Slappy havin another batch made of these originals, but Slappy got another design comin also.

Read the following, I've figured it out!

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Originally posted by Slappy:
Dat be a wonderful shot of Kennie, he be fillin out dat shirt real good. Da ladies must go crazy over him. Man, Kennie be real tall, look at da people standin in front of him. Kennie must play basketball. Slappy wanna throw a big thanks to you Pastor for puttin dat shot up in da neighborhood. And, Slappy havin another batch made of these originals, but Slappy got another design comin also.

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KENNIE IS SLAPPY! SLAPPY IS KENNIE! It must be true, it has to be true! Why else would Slappy praise Kennie in such a grand manner? Not just for the T-shirt, surely. Sorry SlappMcCantFigureOutWhoYouAre, but I think I have broken the code. Slappy is Kennie. Notice the similarities? Slapp"Y" ... Kenn"ie" It makes sense, surely Kennie is smart enough to pull off the Slappy act.
Doin' the Slappy Dance...
Doin' the Slappy Dance
Actually, I have no clue, but it's fun to guess, and this last post by Slappy sure had some undertones of wanting to be found out. Maybe the Slapster is sooooo smart as to plan it that way to stir things up. What do you think people? Slappy=Kennie?
Doug

Come on Doug, Kennie = Slappy????
Slappy is a GOD not a mere mortal like you and I... get real.. LOL

Slappy is FastHighJumper. Notice the early relationship and the now one. Nice try FHJ> Book'Em Dano. Peace

slappy kennie????? the thought has crossed my mind! but how about this slappy is a mythical character used by all the moderators? slappy while sticking with the same theme he changes tones..... just my two cents! plus that would make slappy untraceable from home because he will always be able to sign on and never from one place !!!! just thought i put my two cents in......

Me being Slappy....hum.......well you try figure it out. Could it be. Naw come on now. Could I pull this off. Well, yes I could. But prove it if it is me. Because Mc Slappy is one that is a free Spirit which soars over the dunes. The what if factor is a wonderful thing. But McSlappy is a real person who loves the dunes as much or even more then us all. Plus you all heard Slappy at my party wishing us all well and a Happy Birthday to FHJ. Isn't it fun wondering? Love you like a Bro Slappy....

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one thing that does not make sense is of all the time i spend with kennie he always picks up his phone, why is it when slappy calls has to be the only time i have heard of kennie not picking up his phone????? does kennie have two phones at his house? how hard is it to call your other phone from in your room? slappy is a free spirit i think there is a little slappy in everyone of us, but to pull it off i think it would take more than one person. anyone on this board who has been to a gathering would be upset and the way we all talk after would want to be at the next. slappy never there..... or is he...... or are they??????? just a little food for thought

Is that actually a picture of Kennie? He's got a helmet on... maybe it's Slappy and that's why he praising Kennie, because he's actually praising himself!
-The Goon-

HMMMM, Slappy think you all be catchin on!! Uh OH, Slappy gotta do somethin now to erase his tracks. "OH MOTHER, PLEASE SEND YOUR HEAVY WINDS TO BLOW SLAPPY'S TRACKS AWAY."

Kennie and Slappy be one in the same? OOOHHHH there ain't no way Slappy could keep up wit all da work dat Kennie do, that man works harder than a one legged man in a butt kickin contest. Slappy have a hard time jugglin knives while doin backflips on a high wire and chewin gum at da same time....'whew', dat be a tough one. Plus, Slappy wish he could be as intuitive, creative, desireable, handsome, witty, sophisticated, and downright good lookin as Kennie.

At FHJ's party, I was in the bathroom when....oops, Slappy called and........ummm,
hold on, ......hey, how are them Padres doin? Slappy diggin hisself a hole, Slappy gotta go........Slappy gone!

Who else on this board makes his home San Diego area? Not Kennie or anyone else all y'all are postulating. I think Slappy is hisself all his own. There not be any sharin identities. There is one Slappy, and he hasn't shown himself as yet. Slappy's a real quiet, shy type, I think. Takes a while to decide to let you in to his world. He's testin the water on this board, to decide if he's willing to cross the line.

That's it! Banshee Gal is Slappy... LOL!