The Church Lady
May 9 2001, 11:54 PM
Sorry I was away for so long. I was spreading Gods word to all the tree huggers. Unfortunately I learned most of them love SATIN! Now before you get all tingly in your bad areas, I want you to read three verses from the book of VOR and say four hail Slappys before going to bed. I cant wait until the next Slappy contest. The girls and I have some ideas on how to get McSlappifundiliously funny. Now go to bed, and leave your tiny tinnie little hands at your side. Dream of Glamis and running a bowl in third gear. Sally Brennan says she will bake some fresh ,hot cookies in the morning for all of us. "Now isnt that special"
Fireballsocal
May 10 2001, 05:21 PM
Uh......Yeah. Hello Church lady. Make that running the bowls in fifth gear, sixth if your lucky enough to own a sport quad. By the way, you spelled satan wrong on your profile as well as your post. I'm pretty sure the prince of darkness wouldn't appreciate that.
Ben
The Pastor
May 10 2001, 05:42 PM
maybe the Church Lady likes Satin!
It feels good!
Vor
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BamBam
May 10 2001, 07:59 PM
Satin sheets? Satin panties?
Fireballsocal
May 10 2001, 08:04 PM
Satin anything!!!!
CHEFF
May 11 2001, 10:00 AM
Santilly lace, had a pretty face. Peace
DuneGoon
May 11 2001, 01:53 PM
ok that was just weird-
(not you chef)
-The Goon-
CHEFF
May 21 2001, 09:28 AM
thanks DUNEGOON, I was wondering what was up with that. Peace
Banshee Gal
May 29 2001, 08:42 PM
Where did the Church Lady return from? Is this a first post?
Robbie
May 30 2001, 04:53 AM
She was around on the old board a few years ago.
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