You anticipate my arrival,
With joy and fear alike,
Your brain works overtime,
You love me, but I frustrate you,
What am I?

Duh, this one's easy. Slappy, when's the next one?
Doug

Hi there KG, Slappy here. Slappy glad dat you asked. Da next riddle gonna be posted within da next few days, so keep your eyes open and brush up on Mother G , cuz Slappy gonna be bringin it...da answer will probably be related to an animal, Slapp will give you dat much right now . Slappy gettin excited just thinkin about it...OOOHHHH gonna give away another shirt, 'HOTDAMNMCSLAPPTIMONIOUSFIZZLESNORT'..."Whew", somebody light a match for dat one , musta been da chili-dog...Slappy need some Tums...Slappy gone...

Oh, Slappy forgot, dat was a beautimus little riddle KingGlamis , Slappy love it...

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I've got the answer already, it's an Armadillo. Send me da shirt Slap-man. Peace

...HOW DO YOU GET AN ARMADILLO OUT OF THAT? JUST CURIOUS.....

........................waiting patiently.................. OK.................. not so patiently..................... Slappy?................................. Riddle?................................. twidling my thumbs........................... wishing I could drink beer at work................................. thinking of Mother G.................................... bored at work............................... looking at my sand collection............................ I know one of these days Slappy will post a new riddle......................................... waiting not so patiently................................ Ms. Fox, can you ask Slappy when the riddle will be posted?.............................. how about you Mr. Red Tail?.................................

Boredom is settling in right now. Advantages of having your own business, I can drink beer at the office. Problem is, all the boyz that work here like my beer too. It's free to them, and of course, the fridge is empty. I need to stop working them on saturdays. No secretary today, paperwork is complete and the thoughts of Mother G are very strong in my brain. King G, you have the job. How can I test any sand toys for you this year? I need to get me the write off and the ya yas' off. Nothing like an acceleration drop-off into a beautiful virgin bowl with the front end pointing to the sky. Can ya feel it? I just did. Amazing thoughts of Chef. Look for the book in stores near you. Peace

Hey Chef, thanks for the awesome visual there. There's nothin' like droppin' into a bowl just right. As for test riding toys for us, sorry man, that's my job. Of course, bribery works sometimes if you can come up with an interesting offer. Hey, did you get the magazine I sent you?
Doug

Yes Sir King G. Great magazine you got there. I recommend it for everyone in their library of magazines. Can't wait for for the next publication. Peace