A few friends and I were standin around talkin and we were wondering, if slappy really dune that good " nobody dune like slappy dune" then how come we don't know him? Maybe slappy stay back at the trailer, and gets drunk and think he dunes. However, we are offering a FREE keg of beer to whom ever has imformation to the capture of slappy!Because we sure want to dune with the slapster. We will be thinking of you in the morning as we tear into mother g's freshness!

I think Slappy is a couple people- Kennie for sure is in on it somehow, I just dont know who his assistants are.

NOW ARE WE TALKING ANY KIND OF BEER? IS IT THE SLAPPSTERS CHOICE? IN THAT CASE, IM SLAPPY.

Well, Slappy be just Slappy, ain't nobody else. Slappy be hisself, self be Slappy..."HEY, SLAPPY ONLY WORTH ONE KEG OF BEER?" Man, Slappy thought he be worth a little more than dat. At least be throwin in a bottle a wine...97' preferred . OH, if Slappy capture Slappy, do Slappy get da reward?

You know what would happen if da Slapster stayed at camp all day? The McSlappmachine would go absolutely 'NUTSMCFLAPPIZOID'. AND, Mrs. McDuner would have field day woopin da Slapsters ais. She can only take Slappy for a short time you know, it be that allergic reaction she be gettin when Slap around. Slappy just tell her to, "Put the lotion on its skin, or it's gonna get da hose again..." OOOHHHH, Slappy gettin goose bumps...sorry.

Someday Dunes Edge, you gonna hear da sweeeeeet sound of the McSlappmachine rippin Mother G's ridges as Slappy be singin his tune, "NOBODY DUNE LIKE SLAPPY DUNE". Just jump on in behind and prepare for da ride of yo life...but don't try to catch da Slapster, dat be impossible...WHY? Because we like you...ooops, wrong line...WHY? Because SLAPPY WILL BE GOOOOOOOOOOOONE...

Love ya Dunes Edge...Dat be flattering that you would put up a keg for da Slapsters capture...

Slappy we just had the finest piece of mother G's ass at 5:50 this morning ,hard southern winds this week made the dunes some of the finest baby ass smooth sand piles Ive ever seen, total awesomeness,27 gal. of methanol burned in 1 hour.non stop balls to the wall workin mother G to her limit,shes warn out now and were lettin her rest.thanks for finally makein it out YO.R.J.

Damn R.J. sounds like you boys had some fun. Hey don't be offerin' up brew for the capture of Slappy... he be working for me now. That's right, da Slapster was hired on as a columnist for Sand Sports. You be seein' his fine story in da next issue in about a month. Cya.
Doug

OOHHH Slappy envy you right now Dunes Edge, Slappy would love to be with her. You tell em KG, no brew be enough for da capture...wwellllll, throw in a couple Air Supply CD's or even some Earth Wind and Fire, Slap just might turn hisself in...

Givin your age up now E.W.F.,they were about a hundred years ago,that music will make you crazy.

I'm with Slappy, Earth Wind and Fire......
If you don't like to groove to them, you got no soul. Hey Slap, turning a Smokey Robinson vinyl for ya right now.

SE YA......

OOOHHHHH it be time to dance Duneaholic, thank you...Slappy sippin his wine, thinkin of mother G with some bass kickin right now...Dunaholic, let's grooooooooooove....Slappy gotta strrrooollllllll...

Is there any soul in YeeHaa? Just wondering. A keg of beer? Now thats worth checking into!!! I'm coming after ya slappy, it's a BEER thing now. Peace

Everybody together:

"Hello, my name is Slappy and I'm a duneaholic!"

Tap it boys, we all have a little slappy in us.

Dunetamer, I'll bring my own mug! Let's Drink. Peace

Sure WOR, da Slapster can say dat, "WWWWWoooo...wwwoooo...WwWwWooooo...DAMN, Slap can't say dat..." How you be knowin dat WOR???

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Can't speak for Doug but I don't ever plan on growing out of it!

Nope_._Me_either_._ _

Slappy be rollin...

Slappy is the most down to earth person. I cannot wait to get to meet him in person some day.

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Michelle
Everything and Anything I post is of my own opinion and if you don't like it, e-mail me!http://gotdunes.com

Don't you people know who Slappy is yet?
Slappy is not a he.
Slappy is not a she.
Slappy be mother G posten.
Now when do I get the keg?

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Thanks for da kind words gotdunes, you a fantastic lady. And Mr. Dune, you be right...send dat man his keg

Awwwww how sweet of you to say that, Slappy. You are a specail person that has touched so many of our lives in so many different ways. We all love the stories and the riddles that you give to us. Please don't ever change, you are just great the way you are!!!!

Next time you out at mother G, tell her hello from me!

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Michelle
Everything and Anything I post is of my own opinion and if you don't like it, e-mail me!http://gotdunes.com

Don't ever change Slap-man. You do touch our lives in many ways. So let me touch yours and follow you thru the ride of my life! I promise to bang on your back tires only a couple times. I'll even bring the refreshments. Keep up the great work and be on the look-out for the CHEF-A-DA-WORLD. He's on the look-out for you. Peace

A little flashback, The question remains.


Who is this Slappy character?

You know I never did get my KEG...

I saw him once..

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probaly some lil internet geek that tapped into a mainstreme and created a websight lives in moms basement in ohio somewhere

( similar in effect to a large fat woman sitting at home operating a 900 sex call service )

of course all i can do is speculate. i have no idea either ....................................................

funny all the scenarios you can cook up