What does it take to get Slappywear?

As far as I know there are only two ways to get some slaptastic slapwear.

1) Win a Slappy caption contest or be the first to solve a Slappy riddle.

2) Be the person riding the McSlappMachine and yelling out "Nobody dune like Slappy dune!" as you rip up dem bowls with red flying above

I get the feeling that he's about to unleash a method 3 which will involve the McScrapbook. But I could be wrong.

Win Slaps Best of da Month award...for anything writing a story, a poem...anything that gets him to do his dance...Thats how i got mine...well at least its on order...

'WHEW'...Slap been runnin from da boys in da white coats allllllllll weekend long...and to top it off, Mrs. McDuner came down wit some baaaaaaaaaaaad 'flabblemcflatulance' ...tellin Slap to pull her finger all da time...Slap always fall for it to...MAN!

Thanks jhitesma and Star for helpin out da Slapster. Yep Rubths, you can win yoself a 'slappified' shirt and/or a drink coozie and sticker by answerin a 'SLAPPY'S RIDDLE ME THIS'(da answers usually relate to what be inhabiting Mother Glamis: Mr. Coyote, Ms. Fox, Mr. Red Tail Hawk, Desert Sand Verbena, Peirson's Milkvetch...You be gettin da Slapsters drift. But, sometimes Slappy throw a curvball at ya. Slaps answer to one of da past riddles was da Halebop comet.

SLAPPY'S CAPTION CONTEST: Just place da caption wit da picture, and you just might end up in da top ten. But, da winner be receivin a Slappy T.

Slappy's BEST A DA MONTH AWARD. This be Slaps top prize. Slappy go through da board and pick beautimus pieces of prose, poems, and story...or even a 'slaptified' post, or a response dat could come from any particular topic. Da Slapster be taken those pieces and placin them in da McScrappbook. Then da Slapster be pickin da best at da end of da month, and 'woala', DA BEST A DA MONTH AWARD

This Month is gonna be real tough, there be a lot of gooooooood pieces to choose from. Slappy real proud of everybody.

Star, Slap gotta new pic for da shirt, and it be in da works again...OOHHHHH Slap think you gonna like this one lady...It be comin soon .

Oh, Slappy gotta add dat he sometimes jumps into da Pastors Chat room, Gotdunes chat room, and KingGlamis's chat room. Durin dat time Slappy will throw out a riddle or two, and if you get da correct answer, Slap will send ya some prizes...it be a lot of fun...Slappy love visitin his friends in da chats...Slappy gone!

Thanks for the info guys. Well Im not a poet and not good at the riddle me this so it looks like im going to hold mother G hostage till slappy be given up a shirt! You dont want me to hurt her do ya slappy?

Mother be quite tough, and she just might like dat Rubths ...She just looooooves to be held tight. When you be tyin her up, tell her dat Slap gonna see her soon...

Oh you know it Slappy I like it rough to, Im going to give her a real kinky session this weekend!

Be careful with Mother G's whips. She knows how to play it rough. Speaking from personal experience of course! Peace

Hey Slappy
How are the tank tops coming along?

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Michelle
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