the past 3 weekends in a row I have been fondling and groping mother G and I have yet to witness the MCSLAPPMACHINE. Is there such a thing? Does slappy dune? Well, there is one thing I know for sure, slappy don't dune like THE DUNE EDGE FAMILY DUNES.
Powder puff, virgin razors with light wind for the past three weeks. WHERE IS SLAPPY???????????????????????NOT HERE IN G.

Slappy is ALWAYS in G Fullshow...as a matter of fact, da Slapster has tasted mothers ripples quite a bit durin da off-season . OOOHH Slappy is here, Slappy is there...On Mother G, Slappy be everywhere. You wanna see Slap Fullshow, you gotta go deep...Slap recommend dat you check da closure signs every once in awhile...and when you do, just listen for a tune...