Slapp,

How'd you like the show? Whats your thoughts, was the Slapp machine there.


Some of the rails are getting so huge that you need a pit crew and hauler to manage them. They look so overly heavy and it looks like the power to weight ratio is just a lost deal. Sure lets haul 4000 lbs up a hill, might as well have a monster truck or something. Everyones goin super big and wazoo on the paint. Its not a game anymore.

OOOHHH Slappy.............

UH OH...Who you be in kahoots wit WOR??? Slappy thought somebody was followin him, but of course, Slappy pulled a serious 'slapptacious' move and ditched him...MAN, Slappy shoulda known...

I went to Costa Mesa paid for parking, then parked in the back of the lot, (every now and then I sent my spy partner in for a $2.50 corndog and around 3 in the after noon on Saturday a van with a San Diego seal on the side pulled into the parking lot. Having about 12 corndogs, I snuck up on their van and wedged the sticks in their door handles. They tried and tried to get out of the van but knowing they were there I also knew da Slapster was in attendance. Setting the bait earlier in the day I went to the Red tailed Hawk exibit I put up right outside building 3 and there was this man standing in front of the picture of a bird saying "Noone dune like..." (then waiting for a response) then a few seconds later this man said, " I riddle you this, For a Slappy feather... You now be in a display, but where do you normaly play? When the bird didn't answer, I followed this man back to the parking lot, who went to his Toyota followed by a lady who was saying, "did you see thoes kids? Did you bring your Totssie Rolls?"
The man laughed and told the old woman, "we're not at a gas station, nor is the Slapmashine in the back of my truck you MCmeanarsmckiddislikingwife of mine. Where is my walkman with my Manalow cassette?" At that point I looked over to the van from San Diego and thoes guys were going nuts looking at the Man I was following. They couldn't get out of their van and the man I was following told his female companion "he couldn't look at all the MCbutimus rides with out his Manalow" So then the two got in the Toyota and headed for the 405 south the guys in the van followed ( but I took em' out with a swift blow to the side of their van with my F250 as they rolled down the on ramp to the 405, the Toyota with the Man I was following sped off down the 405. And I lost the Toyota
to this day I'm pretty sure noone speeds down the 405 like Slappy

[This message has been edited by OnceJonRyder (edited 09-25-2001).]

LOL John!

Dat was mcfabulous JonRyder ...HEY, just hold it a minute...are you Slappy????

Jon, great story. But no were does it say anything about you taking any pictures. Don't tell me you forgot the camera. LOL

Dune I consider Slappy to be a friend and I have a funny feeling that he thinks he's a vampire and any pictures of him wouldn't come out. which I belive because of the pics I've seen of Slappy either the sun was in the wrong place or all you could see is sand around him. My other theory is he's mcbuttugly and not worth the film So I didn't even bother buying a roll of film. besides I didn't know how long I was gonna have to wait for him and did you see the price of those corndogs?

But my assistant had a video camera
Wanna talk price???


JonRyder

I believe that Slappy was working in the ASA booth for an hour or so???
What tipped me off was Mr. Redtail flew over head and the DJ started playing Barry....

One of my co-workers said that while I was away from the booth a well-dressed man of color came to the booth and sounded very intelligent when he spoke.... Hmmmm, that description sounds a lot like Slappy to me.

There are no pictures of slappy from the Sand Show because his wife dropped the camera
and expossed all the film! hmmmm!?

Mrs.Crypto -
That story sounds familar. I saw the same thing happen at the show????

i saw the same camera drop and open