It be da Slapsters pleasure Star...Slaps been promisin you a shirt ever since you won a Best A Da Month award from way back...Thanks for showin patience with Slappy...HEY, you think you could pass some of dat patience on to Mrs. McDuner??? Get this, Slappy was boilin some water for some serious Top Ramen, SHRIMP FLAVOR EVEN! Well, da water was taking forever to boil, so she got all bent outta shape...and believe Slappy, it be lookin reeeeaaaaal nappy when she do dat

...Anyways, to ease her tension, Slappy just placed da noodles on a plate (uncooked), sprinkled some of da flavorin on da top, and "whoala", Top Ramen delight

. Well, dat got Slappy 'doinked', WITH TOP RAMEN NOODLES...DATS JUST NOT RIGHT! PATIENCE HONEY, IT BE ALL ABOUT PATIENCE...PLEEEEAAAAAAASE BE PASSIN SOME ALONG...