Slappy gonna be poppin out a riddle here real soon, so get your thinkin caps on, and brush up on Mother G.
Slappy gonna put them new Slappy-T's on da website, but ya just never know what ya gonna git if ya order one CHEF...Slap just might have to send ya a brand new...OVEN MIT

. OOOHHH
Hands on da griddle,
bo-diddle diddle
it be crusty and brown
but soft in da middle...HUH???? Where da hell did dat come from???...OH Man, Slappy trippin...........UH OH, HERE COME DA WHITE COATS....SLAPPY GONE!